Bunch of old porn comics I had downloaded onto a tablet back in like 2014 just got wiped when the SD card corrupted. Hundreds of them, gone. This game reminds me of that specific flavor of smut, that trace line heavy, kinda lumpy art style where everyone’s got a permanent five o’clock shadow even when they’re supposed to be the smooth redhead. The Gilligan thing is just set dressing, you got Charlie and some others stranded and they find a box of toys. That’s it. That’s the whole plot engine. No real build up.
The first interaction I clicked on led to the brunette giving a handjob on the beach. The way the hand is drawn, just a flesh colored paddle with lines for fingers, it looks more like she’s trying to quickly knead dough. But the dialogue, oh man the dialogue is something else. It reads like a badly translated scanlation from 2003 where the word “penis” is used with the clinical detachment of a medical textbook, right before she tells him to fill her up. The cumshot scene looked like someone spilled a bottle of white-out, it just kind of plops into existence with no sense of impact. It’s genuinely charming in how it fails to fully simulate anything titillating.
The anal fingering on what I guess is supposed to be a tropical setting, you can tell by two green smudges and a brown stick that’s a palm tree, is so matter of fact. No tension. I kept clicking expecting some sort of mini game but no, it’s strictly seeing how fast you can get to the next static image. It’s a slide show with the rhythm of an impatient user clicking “next page” faster and faster. I’ve spent twenty minutes on this thing and I still have no idea what triggers new scenes. I just mash the screen and sometimes new body parts end up in the frame. I don’t get what the lesbian tag is doing there either cause all I saw was Charlie getting his lumpy dick handled. Maybe I missed that entire branch. It’s like a messy night out where you remember just flashes, a blurry redhead, a clumsy handjob, and then you’re just kinda done and not sure how you got there.