I remember when the alien girl with the massive tits just materialized in my classroom and nobody batted an eye. Teacher kept droning about calculus. That's the energy here. NASA's been blasting signals into the void forever and now the void finally answered, wants to take over Earth through some cosmic fuck-or-lose competition. You're Earth's champion. Your job is to convert women to your side before the aliens do. Convert. That's what they call it.

The stat builder part is broken in that deliberate way where you can almost feel the dev laughing. I pumped all my early points into charm and still fumbled a handjob scene with the shy library girl because apparently I needed "cosmic awareness" or something. Who knew. There's a lesbian scene you can stumble into if you're in the right place at the wrong time, and I mean that literally, I was trying to spy on the monster girl's dorm and ended up watching two classmates go at it while my voyeurism stat ticked up. The game just acknowledges it, no judgment. The paranormal stuff bleeds into everything. One minute you're having a normal conversation about homework, next minute the alien challenger is giving you oral under the bleachers while explaining her species' reproductive hierarchy. Her tongue does something I'm pretty sure violates physics.

I wish the school setting had more rooms to explore. There's like four locations total and you'll see all of them in the first ten minutes. But then the humor lands. There's a moment where you're supposed to be building your harem strategy and instead you're stuck in a philosophical debate with a monster girl about whether love exists or if it's just chemical reactions. Meanwhile she's got her hand down your pants. The romance paths are genuinely sweet in a way that caught me off guard, especially the one where you just focus on a single girl instead of playing the numbers game. Earth's fate hangs on you getting laid and somehow that becomes the least interesting part. The vaginal sex scenes are rendered in this 3DCG style that looks like someone learned Blender from fever dreams, which I mean as a compliment mostly.