The loading screen icon just spins and spins, a little holy symbol that never stops glowing, which is funny considering what you actually do in this thing. It’s a browser game, right, so expectations are on the floor, but then you’re a guy with a weird glowing book and suddenly you can just... suggest things. And these women, these stacked, ridiculously proportioned churchgoing types with hips that could knock over furniture, they just go along with it. First it’s a handjob during confession, which is already a wild sentence to type, and the sounds are just wet slaps layered over a looping choir drone. The lack of polish is the point, I think. Or maybe it’s not, but it works.

The progression system is just a corruption meter. You fill it by doing stuff. Flash a tit in the pews, meter goes up. Let her suck you off by the altar, meter jumps. The scenes unlock in chunks, and the “mind control” tag isn’t subtle. It’s not a slow manipulation, it’s a switch. One minute she’s a shy milf adjusting her veil, the next she’s bent over a baptismal font asking for it in the ass while her friends watch. The voyeurism angle gets weird because other characters just... stand there, frozen, like mannequins with jiggle physics, until it’s their turn to join the group pile. Wish the harem scenes had more interaction, like, let me pick who’s doing what instead of the same pre-set animation loop. Whatever.

The titfuck scenes are absurd. Genuinely ridiculous, with physics that defy dairy products. There’s a moment where a character goes from a reluctant handjob to a full blown anal gangbang with her daughter’s choir teacher watching, and the transition is a single screen fade. No dialogue, just a grunt. The game doesn’t care about your immersion, it cares about shoving the next bit of depraved content in your face, and honestly? During a slow Tuesday with spreadsheets open in the other tab, that single minded stupidity is almost refreshing. Almost. The slave and exhibitionism stuff hits a point where the church setting stops being transgressive and just becomes a wallpaper for a nonstop orgy. I tabbed out during a swinging scene and forgot what I was doing. Came back to a screen full of moaning and pixelated fluid and just sort of nodded.