You know that feeling when a game's menu screen is just a bit janky and the UI looks like it was assembled by a caffeinated raccoon? That's the first taste. Then you pick your dick size. Not a slider, just three options that all look vaguely threatening. I went with the middle one because I'm not a psychopath. The plot kicks off with some family drama about being exiled from your hometown, but honestly who cares when your childhood friend is giving you these looks that say she's about to discover religion in the most sacrilegious way possible.

The mind control stuff creeps in slow. You get this amulet early on and suddenly the baker's wife is forgetting why she was mad at you. Her eyes do that ahegao rollback thing during a handjob behind the tavern and I laughed out loud, not because it was funny but because the animation was so unexpectedly smooth compared to the rest of the jank. The twins. God, the twins. They run the item shop and there's a whole corruption path where you turn them into your personal cosplay slaves. One ends up in a nun outfit that's just. It's not even a costume anymore, just a suggestion of fabric. The lactation tag isn't kidding around either. There's a monster girl later, some kind of slime queen, and the scene involves her filling up like a water balloon. I had to alt-tab and check my email just to recalibrate.

The sandbox part means you can just ignore the main quest about human-monster tensions and spend three real days turning the entire village into your personal brothel. The priestess does this thing with her rosary during anal that I'm pretty sure violates several actual religious doctrines. By the time you're parading the mayor's wife around on a leash with "Property" written in what I hope is body paint, the game has stopped pretending to have morals. The exhibitionism mechanics are basically just a button that says "do it in public" and the NPCs react like you've summoned Cthulhu but in a horny way. The BDSM stuff is there if you poke around, some spanking mini-game that's just clicking at the right time. It's fine. Whatever. The real gem is when you possess the elf queen and make her cheat on her husband with herself in a mirror. That's a sentence I just typed.