A redhead with a sleeve of ink on her left arm, standing in what looks like a warehouse full of boxes. That’s the first thing you see. She’s already wearing a tight black dress and heels, which feels like cheating. The whole point is she’s stolen something from the storehouse, right? A dress or some toy, I don’t know, the game never really explains why she’s there. But you’re supposed to figure out what she took by playing these logic puzzles. Strip logic. That’s the actual mechanic.

The arcade part is weirdly addictive. You match shapes or colors, I think, and every time you get something right she loses a piece of clothing. It’s a striptease but with a quiz show vibe. The tattoo on her arm, some kind of floral thing, keeps distracting me because the animation for her removing the dress is so stiff. Her elbow bends like a door hinge. I complained to my cat about the physics and he didn’t care. The real model thing is obvious, she’s a real person photographed and then poorly animated, which gives it this uncanny valley feeling that’s actually hotter than if it was polished. You know those old flash games where the woman blinks and her whole face warps? This isn’t that bad but it’s close.

One round I got stuck because I couldn’t tell if a blue square counted as a dress or a toy. The logic is never explained. You just click and hope she takes off the jacket. And she did, revealing this lacy red bra that matched her hair. That was a good moment. Then the next puzzle was about warehouse inventory numbers and I just wanted her to lose the skirt already. The game doesn’t care about pacing. It’s like someone spliced a work training module with a peep show. The erotic part works when it works, the clothed part is frustrating, and the whole thing is unpolished in a way that feels intentional but probably isn’t.