Whoever decided this needed a test with Lin from that elf game and some blonde in lingerie clearly just wanted to see what happens when you mix redhead energy with a quiz that asks things like "do you enjoy being watched" and then immediately follows up with "do you prefer soft fabrics against your skin." The whole thing is like five minutes of clicking yes or no while these two stare at you, which honestly made me click yes on some stuff I normally wouldn't admit to. The elf girl's expression doesn't change at all which somehow makes it worse. Or better. I don't know anymore.

The results screen is where it gets weird. It gave me something about being an "adventurous romantic" but also said I have "control tendencies" and then showed Lin again but with slightly different lighting. I took it twice just to see if the questions shuffle and they don't, it's the same ten things every time, but I answered differently on purpose and got a completely new label that contradicted the first one. The game doesn't care about consistency. Neither do I apparently because I screenshotted both results and sent them to the group chat with zero context.

There's a moment around question seven where you realize you're taking a sexuality quiz made by someone who definitely has a thing for redheads and elves and that specific shade of pink lingerie that shows up in the background. The whole thing feels like it was made in an afternoon by someone who just discovered Twine and also really wanted an excuse to put Lin in different poses. Can't blame them honestly. The blonde character barely gets any screen time which is a crime. She's just there. Existing. Waiting for her own quiz that will never come.