I don't know who thought combining a milk fetish with competitive breast expansion was a good idea but here we are. The whole thing runs on this weird arcade logic where you're catching dairy products falling from the sky and your chest just keeps getting bigger. Not gradually either. One second you're normal sized, next thing you've got these massive milk jugs that would break a real spine. Physics don't apply here obviously.

The controls are simple enough. Arrow keys to move around, spacebar to splash your opponent when you get close. But the hitbox on those milk packs is complete garbage. Sometimes I'm standing right under one and it just phases through my character like it's not even there. Other times I catch something I wasn't even trying for. Makes no sense. And the splash mechanic, when you finally get close enough to use it, feels unsatisfying. Just a white burst and some sound effect that's way too quiet. I wanted more impact you know? Something messy. The whole point is the mess and they barely deliver on it.

There's this one character with glasses who starts off looking almost normal and then by the end of a round she's just ridiculous. Completely absurd proportions. The milk bottles give different amounts of growth too, the cartons are worth more than the small ones but they're harder to catch because the game speeds up randomly. No warning, just faster drops. I lost three rounds in a row because of that bullshit. Still kept playing though. Something about watching the opponent get drenched when you finally win makes the frustration worth it. The whole thing has this janky charm like someone made it in a weekend and said "good enough" and honestly? They were right.