The first thing you notice is the animation looks like someone made it on their phone while waiting for the bus. Deliberately janky, like a flipbook drawn on sticky notes. Katie has these huge, almost absurdly round tits that bounce with a weird, hypnotic physics, and the whole thing has the energy of a Newgrounds submission from 2005. You know the type. Brandy’s red hair is just a scribble of lines. It’s so unpolished it circles back to being charming, like finding a dirty limerick on a bathroom wall that’s actually kind of brilliant.

The setup is pure trash romance. Katie and Brandy hit the club, right? Katie’s got her eye on Jim, the guy working there. I guess he’s the bouncer or bartender, it’s not really clear. You barely see him. The whole game is basically Katie’s diary, a quick flip through a night out. The toilet cabin scene is the core. Brandy vanishes with some random dude and they go fuck in the stall, and you get to watch through this shaky, voyeuristic animation. It’s explicit as hell, all groaning and slapping sounds that feel dubbed from a 90s porno. I wish the game let you actually, I don’t know, influence the angle or something. You’re just a fly on the wall. And then it just moves on.

You’d think Katie giving her number to Jim would be the big moment, the payoff. It’s not. It’s weirdly sweet, I guess. The dating aspect is just... there. It’s like the game forgets what it was doing halfway through. The whole thing feels like a first date where the person is super interesting for ten minutes and then just starts talking about their ex’s new haircut. The humor is accidental, mostly from the uncanny animation and how seriously it takes the silly, sleazy plot. It’s the kind of thing you’d find on a site like Comdotgame, play for five minutes, then close the tab and immediately forget what you were doing. And yet I keep thinking about that stupid, jiggly animation. It’s a contradiction, much like that time I tried to explain the plot of "Lemon Stealing Whores" to someone who hadn't seen it. They just stared. Anyway, the night club has a weirdly specific toilet cabin. The animation loops a little too fast. Don't go in expecting a long-term relationship with this one.