The first thing that hits you is how aggressively janky the whole thing looks. Like someone learned Flash in 2006 and decided that was their peak, no need to evolve. Nonon from Kill la Kill is here, I think, if you squint and ignore the fact her proportions seem to shift between screens. The loading bar is literally just a white rectangle that fills up with red. No animation, no flair, just a rectangle. I respect the honesty.

You start with a blowjob and a progress meter. Clicking the girl’s mouth makes the meter go up. That’s it. Once you hit certain thresholds, buttons unlock for other positions. Anal, more oral, the usual greatest hits compilation. The sound design is what you’d expect from a Newgrounds dumpster dive circa 2004, wet slaps and stock moans that loop with the grace of a scratched CD. At one point I unlocked the fingering option and the character model’s arm bent backwards at an angle that would make a chiropractor scream. I kept clicking anyway.

The cumshot finale gives you the profound choice of inside or outside, which is presented with all the ceremony of selecting a shipping option at checkout. I picked creampie and the animation just… stopped. The progress bar vanished. The character stared at me with her one functional eye. No climax animation, just a static jpeg and the implication that something happened. For a game so laser focused on being a simple sex simulator, it somehow forgot to simulate the sex part. The whole thing feels like a rough draft that escaped containment, which is almost endearing if you’re into watching someone fail upwards in real time. The skinny character tag is accurate at least, she’s built like a stick insect with balloons attached.