ok so the whole premise is jedi corruption, right? you're larry skywalker. larry. not luke. and you're a jedi master whose whole mission is to mind break rey. i keep thinking about the name larry. it's like someone at a pizza place named him. anyway.

the game is 2dcg and it's basically a slideshow of corruption. you start with rey being all jedi and then you just. chip away. there's a handjob scene early on that's drawn with this weird perspective where her hand looks like it's from a completely different art tutorial than the rest of her body. i couldn't stop staring at it. the footjob bit later has the same energy. the artist definitely has a thing and honestly? respect. but also what is happening with the toes sometimes. they're like little sausages. i don't know if that's a bug or a feature. probably a feature.

the male protagonist thing means you see everything from larry's pov which is mostly just his hands and occasionally his. you know. the corruption mechanics are basically just clicking through dialogue trees until rey's eyes go all vacant and she starts saying things that would make a hutt blush. there's no real game here. it's a visual novel that forgot the novel part and just kept the visuals. the mind break tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting. by the end she's just. gone. which i guess is the point? but it happens so fast it feels like someone hit fast forward on a microwave. one minute she's talking about the force and the next she's asking for things that would get you banned from the jedi temple. larry you absolute menace. what did you do. anyway the star wars references are there but they're like. someone described the movies to the developer over a bad phone connection. i spent ten minutes trying to figure out if a background was supposed to be tatooine or just a really sandy parking lot. still thinking about larry. larry skywalker. incredible.