Right, so the boss calls me in and I gotta walk past like six desks where people are just going at it. Not hiding it either. Carol from accounting has her tit out and some guy is just licking it while she types. The spanking sounds echo off the cubicle walls. It's like someone took a regular office sim and poured horny all over it.

The animation is rough as hell. Jerky loops that don't quite connect, like a flipbook made by someone who was distracted. But honestly that's part of the charm. It feels underground, like something you'd find on a forgotten corner of newgrounds back in the day. The secretary character has these massive tits that defy physics in a way that made me laugh out loud. When the boss finally calls you in, the whole thing has this fever dream quality. I kept clicking around trying to find hidden routes because the game hints at more than it shows. There's this one moment where you can linger at a desk and the loop gets slightly more intense but then nothing happens and you move on. Frustrating but also I respect the tease.

The sound design is basically nonexistent. Just some stock moans that loop poorly. Reminds me of those old flash games where you'd mute the tab immediately. But the visual of the office, all gray and beige with these obscene acts happening in plain sight, it sticks with you. Like a weird commentary on corporate life or whatever. Probably not that deep. I spent way too long trying to trigger something with the water cooler. Nothing happened. Still don't know if I missed a secret or if there just isn't one. That's the thing with these deliberately unpolished games, you never know if the jank is intentional or just jank. Either way I'm going back in.