The pool table felt is that specific shade of green that exists only in places where bad decisions are about to happen. Three women, all of them giving you that look. You know the one. Christie’s room is right there, door slightly open, and I spent way too long wondering if the devs actually modeled anything behind it or if it’s just a flat texture. Probably just a flat texture. But that’s not the point.

The point is the strapon. Finding it is one of those classic adventure game logic moments where you’re clicking on everything hoping something sticks, and then suddenly you’re holding this thing and the entire social dynamic shifts. The dialogue trees here are surprisingly specific. You’re not just picking “flirt” or “joke”, you’re orchestrating. Telling one girl to get closer to another, watching the hesitation in the text box before the CG pops. The art is that unpolished hentai style where anatomy gets a little... interpretive during the action, but honestly that almost adds to the grimy charm. Like finding a doujin scan from 2006 on a forgotten hard drive.

The lesbian scenes trigger based on item use and conversation order, and messing it up just gets you a lot of annoyed text and a game over screen that feels more like a shrug than a punishment. I wish the pool table itself was more interactive. You just kind of stand near it. Nobody ever actually plays pool. What’s the point of the setting then? Just vibes, I guess. Christie’s room becomes the main stage eventually, and that’s where the strapon gets its moment. The writing during that scene is weirdly earnest, like the translator was really trying to capture something genuine while also describing explicit strap-on action with the vocabulary of a confused thesaurus. It works though. It’s hot in a way that feels accidental, which is somehow better than when games try too hard.