This thing runs on pure, unashamed horny energy and nothing else. The writing is what you’d expect from a parody that doesn’t even try to hide what it is. She-Hulk shows up at your beach house and within three clicks she’s talking about how the sea air makes her skin tingle in certain places. The dialogue trees are so thin they’re basically transparent. Pick the flirty option, she grins. Pick the other flirty option, she grins wider. There’s no fail state. You’re just steering a very slow car toward a very obvious cliff.

The art is that specific Renpy look where everyone’s proportions are dialed to eleven and the shading exists purely to highlight cleavage. Helen Parr from The Incredibles shows up later and somehow her costume is even tighter than in the movies, which I didn’t think was physically possible. The scene where Poison Ivy and Catwoman get tangled up together has this weird green lighting that makes everything look like it’s happening inside a glow stick. I kept thinking about how sticky that must be. Not in a sexy way. Just… practically.

The monster tag is no joke by the way. There’s a scene with Goliath that comes out of nowhere and the physics make zero sense. I laughed out loud then felt weird about laughing. The creampie animations are surprisingly detailed for something that clearly had a budget of whatever the dev found in their couch cushions. Mystique’s scene is the highlight if you’re into that shapeshifter thing, she cycles through forms mid-act and one of them is definitely not from any comic I’ve read. The whole thing feels like someone’s private fanfic folder got turned into a game by accident. I wish the titfuck mechanics had more feedback, the jiggle is there but the pacing is off. Also why does Harley Quinn sound like a valley girl in the text? That bothered me more than it should.