Oh my god they actually went there. Totally Spies but make it a corruption fetish pipeline where Sam, Clover, and Alex get absolutely railed six ways from Sunday. I'm not even mad, I'm impressed someone had the balls to make this a full kinetic novel instead of just a five page doujin on some forgotten imageboard.

The setup is peak parody logic. The girls need to infiltrate some shady org pushing a mystery drug, but the "infiltration" strategy is basically just getting progressively more naked and letting every dude with a pulse have a turn. Clover's first undercover gig at a club ends with her on her knees in a bathroom stall while some random goon facefucks her, and the game treats this like a valid espionage tactic. I can't. The logic is so broken it circles back to art. There's this one scene where Sam is supposed to be gathering intel but she's getting groped from behind by two guys and the narration is like "she had to maintain her cover" while she's literally moaning. Girl what cover. You're bent over a table.

The 3DCG is janky in that specific way where the models look like they escaped from a 2006 machinima project but somehow the anatomy during the sex scenes is weirdly detailed. Like the faces are plastic dolls but the creampie physics got a whole R&D budget. Priorities I guess. The sleep sex scene with Beth caught me off guard, not gonna lie, and the interracial gangbang sequence goes so hard it almost justifies the forty minutes of clicking through dialogue about drug cartels. Almost. The lesbian teasing between Fran and Alex is actually hot though, there's this moment where they're "practicing" for a mission and it's just straight up porn with spy jargon sprinkled on top like seasoning. The exhibitionism stuff gets ridiculous too, Clover masturbating in a semi public park while on "surveillance" had me wheezing. This game knows exactly what it is and refuses to apologize. The corruption arc hits different when the characters are literally from a children's cartoon. I need a shower but also I finished it in one sitting so what does that say about me.

Right in the thick of it, these FFXIV ladies, and something's off with the anatomy. A new cock where there wasn't one before, and the shock melts into this hungry, glazed look. You know the one. Fran's tits bounce with a rhythm that's almost hypnotic, and the whole thing has that Shadbase energy, where proportions are just a suggestion. The sound is... well, there's a wet slapping that loops a bit too perfectly, like a broken record of flesh, and the moans are that high-pitched hentai squeak that drills into your skull after a minute. I had to mute it and put on a podcast about medieval farming techniques. Don't ask.

The big deal is you can move the camera around. Spin it. Get a view from the floor looking up at the action, or a weirdly clinical top-down angle. There's this one button to swap who's on top, and the first time I clicked it, the character model's leg clipped straight through the other's torso for a solid second. Made me snort. The whole thing feels like it's held together with digital duct tape. But then you get to the climax, and you've got a choice. You can let it all go inside for a creampie, watching that thick white stuff start to leak out almost immediately, or you pull out for a facial. The facial animation is so sudden it's like a garden hose being turned on, a ridiculous rope of cum that looks more like a physics glitch than anything else.

The "depending on when you want her to cum" mechanic is really just two buttons that light up. No timing minigame, no meter. You just... decide. It's less a game and more a very specific, unpolished diorama. The futa aspect is front and center, no apologies, and the models, despite looking like they were imported from a corrupted save file, have a certain crude appeal. I spent five minutes just rotating the camera during one scene, finding the exact angle where Fran's expression went from "passion" to "mild indigestion." It's a broken little thing, but it's my broken little thing for the next ten minutes. Then I'll forget the bookmark.