The auditions in WaifuHub are this whole messy, awkward thing and that's exactly what makes it work. You're just some guy with a camera, supposedly, and these waifus show up to, uh, demonstrate their talents. The Zelda one caught me off guard, not gonna lie. She's got this regal posture even when she's doing something absolutely filthy, like her mouth is reciting Hylian scripture but her eyes are doing that glassy ahegao thing. The contrast is chef's kiss. Then there's Lucoa, and look, I know the source material, but the proportions here are genuinely absurd. Like someone inflated a beach ball and painted it skin color. The game knows it too, the way the sprite just sort of looms.

Gameplay wise it's basically a click through visual novel with some light branching. You pick dialogue options during the interview, some lead to different scenes. It's janky though. Sometimes the text boxes overlap and I had to refresh the page twice when Mitsuki's scene just froze. Not ideal. But the 2DCG art has this unpolished charm, like a doujin you'd find on a forgotten corner of pixiv. Raven's scene uses shadows in a way that almost feels intentional, her dark magic or whatever making the whole thing moody. Then you get to Dexter's mom and it's just pure meme energy, I can't even take it seriously but my downstairs brain disagrees strongly.

The roster is weirdly comprehensive. You've got Dragon Ball characters next to Re:Zero next to freaking Galko. Cheelai's scene has her being all mischievous and the animation loop is just three frames but it works. Hestia's string is doing some heavy lifting, literally. Wish there was more for Raphtalia, her scene feels rushed compared to the others, just when it gets good it fades out. Classic. The whole thing feels like it was made by someone who really loves these characters and also really needs to touch grass. And I mean that as the highest compliment. The oral scenes have this wet sound effect that's just slightly too loud and it scared my cat. 8/10 would traumatize my pet again.

OK so the real draw here isn't the "story" mode, it's the community patched version where some absolute legend fixed the dragon ball girls. Vados finally has proper scene triggers that don't bug out halfway through, and Kefla's whole route is unlocked without having to grind that stupid legend of the phoenix minigame. God I hated that thing. The official devs left Mallow from pokemon just sitting there with placeholder text for like six months but the Discord mods have her fully voiced now, animated pov creampie scenes and all. Speaking of which whoever did the sound mix for Carmillia's scenes deserves a raise from someone, jesus. Those wet squelch effects during her oral sequences? *bites lip*

The base game structure is basically a knockoff dating sim hub but honestly I forgot about the "romance" tagging after I found the BB route hidden four screens deep behind Malleus Draconia's castle. Type moon purists will scream about the caster of endings portrayal being way off character but when she's riding you reverse cowgirl while whispering that gravely servant dialogue who even cares. The woohoo mechanics with Jaina Proudmoore have this weird synergy with the impregnation tracker that creates strangely compelling gameplay loops even if the orc world of warcraft segments with Garrosh look like they were animated on a nokia phone. I spent two hours trying to figure out how to unlock the Reinhardt female domination scene before realizing it's bugged unless you complete minamoto no raikou's arc first.

The loli tagged characters feel wrong though load up the Ishtar or HeLes scenes instead, those have the best lighting in the whole 3dcg engine. Nice twist on the boku no hero characters too, Kyoka Jiro gets way more content than you'd expect while Tsuyu Asui barely has anything despite being in all the promo screenshots. Makes no sense. I've literally beat the entire thing twice and still can't trigger Maki Zenin's final scene, is it RNG based or what. The saber Artoria Pendragon pregnancy endings though those are worth the whole download, especially with the community texture packs that fix her big areola rendering.

Ok so WaifuHub. It's like someone took that casting couch idea and just threw every anime girl they could think of into a blender. You're the interviewer, right? But the interview is basically just a quick chat before you're supposed to, you know, test their talents. The whole thing runs in a browser, feels like one of those mobile games you'd play while pretending to check your emails. The art is that flat 2D style, which honestly, sometimes it works and sometimes Meiko's tits look like they're trying to escape the screen in a way that defies physics even for Prison School. The ahegao faces pop up and it's exactly what you expect, no surprises there.

The lineup is wild. You got 2B from Nier looking all serious, then right next to her is Lucoa from Dragon Maid with her whole... everything. And Cheelai? The green girl from the Broly movie? She's there. The dialogue is about as deep as a puddle, but I wasn't exactly here for Shakespeare. I was trying to get Mina Ashido to do something lewd and the game just kinda froze for a second. Classic. The sound effects are... there. A looping beat that drills into your skull after a while, and these wet noises during the oral scenes that are so over the top I had to laugh. It's not exactly a soundtrack you'll be humming later.

The whole thing feels like a fever dream. One minute you're with Raphtalia, who looks weirdly out of place, the next you're with Galko and she's just... aggressively cheerful about the whole thing. It's a weird collection of waifus. No real story, just a series of scenes. The male protagonist has a big penis, obviously, because of course he does. It's the kind of thing where you click through, see the ahegao, and move on. I wish the Mitsuki scene had more to it, but it won't change now. It is what it is. Just a raw, unpolished fuckfest with a bunch of familiar faces. Don't overthink it.

Lazuli is that kind of horny scientist who really shouldn’t be allowed near a lab, but somehow nobody stopped her and now the whole universe of anime girls is in trouble. She cooked up this thing called Cumcoction, like some pervy philosopher stone, and she’s just strolling around different worlds testing it on basically every big tit, big ass heroine you ever jerked to on Pixiv. One moment you’re in a Fairy Tail vibe, poking around the guild hall, next moment you’re eye-level with Erza’s armor and thinking, “yeah that’s not staying on for long.” Lazuli isn’t shy at all, she’s like, “ok, drink this” and suddenly the sweet girl who’d normally blush at handholding is begging for anal and calling you mistress while your futa cock is halfway down her throat. The tone is this weird mix of goofy alchemy nerd talk and straight-up filth. She talks like a researcher, but her “research” is basically: how many ways can I break this poor virgin’s brain until she needs daily creampies just to think straight.

The whole thing plays like a corrupted adventure where you’re always poking at boundaries. You’re talking to Lucy one second all wholesome, and then you notice a new little option pops up in the corner after you slip some Cumcoction in her drink. Hit it, and suddenly chatty Lucy gets glassy eyes and her nipples are hard through her shirt, and you’re like “ok, this escalated fast.” Same with the ninja girls. Hinata starts out looking at you like you’re some weird scientist, then you nudge things with a tiny dose and later you catch her secretly fingering herself behind a door, and the game straight up lets you watch, full-on masturbation voyeur scene, her whispering your name while she rubs her clit. There’s this slow slide from kinda-cute corruption to “yeah ok this is mind control and everyone’s fine with it except their morals.” Sakura, Ino, Tsunade, even Kushina and Sarada, they all have their little route where you test doses, push them past the point where they’d ever say no, and the writing doesn’t pretend it’s all wholesome. It just leans into the blackmail, the groping, the sleep sex thing, the total loss of control. Some scenes are funny by accident too: you’re mid-scene with Android 18, she’s riding you like she’s trying to break your spine, and Lazuli is still muttering science talk about “data points” while there’s literal titfucking happening on screen. It’s messy, horny, and kinda wrong in that way that makes you keep clicking anyway, like “ok, one more creampie, then I’m done” and you never actually are.

The sprite for Android 17 is just... off. Not in a way that makes you think it's a stylistic choice, more like someone traced a screenshot while drunk and then decided the proportions were fine. But honestly, who's here for the art critique? The whole thing runs in a browser and feels like it was coded in a weekend by someone who just discovered Twine and really, really wanted to see Goten get dommed by his own mother. And I get it.

Chi-Chi's route is where the game actually remembers it has a plot. The choices branch in ways that caught me off guard, especially during a scene where she's lecturing Goten about training but her hand is already working him through his gi pants. The writing for that moment is weirdly specific about the fabric texture and the way her wedding ring catches the light. Then it cuts to a footjob sequence that goes on for like, twelve clicks too long, and you start wondering if the dev has a thing for toes or just ran out of ideas. Speaking of running out, Android 18 shows up for what feels like a contractual obligation. Her scene is just there, a quick oral encounter in the kitchen that ends before it gets interesting. Why even include her if you're not going to commit? Bulma gets a mention in a dialogue tree but never appears, which is a war crime for a DBZ parody game.

The incest tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. It's not subtext, it's the entire text, and the game doesn't pretend otherwise. Goten's internal monologue during the Chi-Chi vaginal scene is this bizarre mix of guilt and clinical observation, like he's narrating a nature documentary about his own Oedipus complex. There's a moment where you can choose to call her "mom" or "Chi-Chi" and the game actually tracks that preference for later dialogue, which is more attention to detail than the character art ever got. The male protagonist perspective is consistent to a fault. You're stuck in Goten's head, and that head is mostly empty except for two things: fighting and fucking his family. The 2DCG art style does this thing where the boobs seem to exist in a different gravitational field than the rest of the body. Android 21's cameo made me laugh out loud, not because it was funny, but because her character model looks like she's melting.

So the holiday theme this time is, I don't know, the Feast of Maximum Occupancy or something. And this game, it's like someone threw a bunch of action figures into a blender and hit puree. You got your Dragon Ball Z types, Kale and Caulifla, looking like they could bench press a planet but also they're suddenly very interested in your protagonist's, uh, ki signature. Then there's the Fate crew, Saber, who is Artoria Pendragon if you want to be formal, acting all regal until she's not. The whole thing is a weird multiverse travelogue where the romance is less about talking and more about immediate, graphic negotiation.

The 3DCG is deliberately unpolished, like a holiday decoration that's been in the attic too long. Android 21 from DBZ, she's there, and her whole deal gets weirdly philosophical while you're trying to angle the POV just right. The game forgets it has an adventure tag for long stretches. You just click, and then a character like Nemuri Kayama, Midnight from My Hero, is dominating the scene, and the impregnation risk is just a given, a background fact like the weather. The big tits are, well, they're present and accounted for, on everyone from Lusamine to Chun Li, who shows up for a round of street fighting that ends very differently than the Capcom cup.

There's this one moment with Himiko Toga that's genuinely unsettling, her whole blood obsession thing, and then two clicks later you're in a completely vanilla creampie scene with Tsuyu Asui and it's like the game got amnesia. The loli tag applies to a few characters like Lillie from Pokemon, and it's handled with all the grace of a brick through a window, which I guess is the point. The female domination stuff is strong with Vados and Heles, they just sort of take over the narrative for a bit. I completely forgot about the Castlevania characters, Felicia from Darkstalkers is there being a cat, and the whole thing is a mess. A sticky, holiday themed mess where Wu Zetian from some phone game I don't know is suddenly the most interesting person in the room for five minutes. The male protagonist is a void, a nothing, just a viewpoint for all these creampies and oral fixations. It's a feast, alright.

You know that feeling when you finally get to the casting couch and the girl across from you is Tifa but also somehow Froppy and they both want the same role? WaifuHub is that dream collapsing into a browser tab. The whole thing is a work in progress, glitchy as hell, and honestly I respect that. You’re the guy with the clipboard, and the waifus are lined up like it’s a very specific kind of job fair. Bulma’s there. Satsuki from Kill la Kill. Even Kobayashi, which is a choice. The site doesn’t pretend to be polished. The menus are rough, the transitions feel like someone coded it with one hand, and the ahegao faces sometimes trigger at the wrong moment, like Chizuru will be mid-sentence and suddenly her eyes roll back for no reason. That’s the charm, I guess.

The actual content is what you’d expect if you’ve been on this corner of the internet long enough: oral, vaginal, big everything, monster girl stuff if you count Kobayashi’s dragon maid situation. The male protagonist is just a stand-in, no personality, which is fine because nobody’s here for him. But here’s the thing, the game forgets its own premise halfway through. You’re supposed to be interviewing them, right? But after two clicks you’re just clicking through static scenes with zero buildup. Hana Uzaki’s ass is rendered like a physics demo and I’m not complaining, but the “casting” part vanishes. You don’t pick lines, you don’t negotiate, you just scroll.

Still, there’s a weird honesty to it. The 2DCG art has that hand-drawn smear that makes Asuna’s tits look like they were sketched on a napkin during a boring meeting. Tifa’s model is straight out of a Final Fantasy fever dream, and Uzaki-chan’s expressions are so exaggerated I laughed mid-scene. Not every waifu gets equal treatment. Cheelai from DBZ shows up for one scene and then disappears like she remembered she had a shift at the space bar. The mobile game tag makes sense because this feels like something you’d alt-tab to during a conference call, not something you’d plan an evening around. It’s messy, horny, and unfinished, and I keep coming back to see if they fixed the Bulma scene yet. They haven’t.

Bulma's hair is wrong. I spent maybe 20 minutes just staring at it, clicking through the first dialogue, and the whole time my brain is screaming that the color is off by like two shades. It's too... lavender? Not that iconic blue. And that's the whole experience with this thing, really. A Koikatsu based Dragon Ball fuck simulator where everyone looks like they got imported from a slightly corrupted save file.

The setup is pure isekai nonsense, you die and get dropped into the DBZ world with a phone that gives you quests. The quests are all just "go talk to this woman and then have sex." Which, fine, that's what I'm here for. The Ren'py interface is clunky as hell though, clicking through text boxes that feel like they were translated through three different languages before hitting english. You get Chi-Chi, Bulma, Android 18, Videl... even Android 21 is in here which is a deep cut I respect. But the scenes themselves. Look. The 3D models have that specific Koikatsu plastic sheen, and the animations loop in a way that makes me think of a broken gif. There's a moment with Android 17 that made me genuinely laugh, not because it was funny but because his face during the scene was just... completely blank. Like he's thinking about taxes.

I wish there was more of a game here. You just click and get scenes. No real choices that matter, no stat grinding, nothing to optimize. As someone who loves minmaxing romance routes in actual VNs, this feels like eating plain bread when you wanted a sandwich. The harem aspect is just a checklist. I kept trying to find a hidden mechanic, some way to make the scenes trigger differently, but no. Just click and watch plastic people with slightly off hair colors go at it. At least the Android 18 scene has her looking appropriately annoyed, which is in character I guess.

Honestly the whole "isekai into Dragon Ball" thing is so overdone but here I am again, waking up in a field and immediately running into Videl. At least she's not wearing the pigtails this time. The game doesn't waste time pretending to be deep, you click through some dialogue, she helps you "integrate", and before you know it you're in a sandbox hub with a bunch of familiar faces. Android 18 is there, Bulma, Chichi, even Launch if you catch her sneezing. The trainer mechanics are barebones, just grind affection and unlock scenes. Nothing revolutionary.

But then there's this one moment with Zangya. You know, the green girl from the Bojack movie? She's standing by a waterfall and the dialogue is so stiff it loops back around to being charming. You give her a senzu bean or something and she just... tilts her head. No big reaction. Just a tiny animation of her hair moving. I spent way too long on that screen. The actual sex scenes are 2D stills with some basic motion tweening, which is fine, but the art quality swings wildly. Some girls look like they were traced from official art, others look like a DeviantArt commission from 2012. Erasa and Videl's scenes are surprisingly tender, lots of oral and slow buildup. Then you get to Bulma and it's just tits in your face for three minutes straight. Not complaining, just noting the whiplash.

The crossover stuff is weird too. Sinon from SAO shows up for no reason, there's a Seven Deadly Sins corner with Elizabeth, and Mikasa just stands near a tree looking confused. You can't even interact with half of them until late game. I wish the parody angle leaned harder into the absurdity instead of playing it straight. The writing is serviceable, occasionally funny by accident. The Kooky Cook minigame is a waste of clicks but I kept doing it anyway. Something about feeding Android 21 pancakes. Don't ask.