Why is the save button in the corner like that. It's not even aligned properly, just floating there like someone copy pasted a default RPG Maker script and called it a day. The whole thing has that vibe honestly. Jeremy is our guy, a ballroom dancing instructor, which is probably the least sexy setup for a fuck fantasy I've seen since that one laundromat simulator. He's got this new student Emily and the plot is basically "she's hot, now seduce her." No buildup, no personality, she just walks in with her blue eyes and the description immediately tells you about her firm juicy tits. Okay game, chill.

The dancing mechanic is just multiple choice prompts where you pick a move and hope it doesn't make you look like a creep. I picked something called "close hold" and Jeremy's internal monologue went full predator mode. I laughed but also felt my soul leave my body a little. You're supposed to build confidence or whatever but the meter just kind of exists. Sometimes it goes up, sometimes it doesn't, I stopped caring after the third dialogue loop where Emily says the same line about "feeling the rhythm" twice in a row. The art is that sort of anime style where everyone's proportions are slightly off, like her legs are too long but in a way that reminds me of those old Newgrounds flash games where anatomy was just a suggestion.

There's a superwoman tag and I kept waiting for her to show up. Maybe Emily is supposed to be superwoman? She's just a student though. Unless the twist later is she can fly, I don't know, I didn't finish it. Got distracted by a bird outside my window and when I tabbed back in the game had crashed. Reloading lost my progress which was maybe three choices deep so whatever. The seduce tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here because most of it is just Jeremy thinking about fucking her while she talks about waltz steps. At one point the text box just says "You should be confident, catch your chance and fuck her today!" like a motivational poster from hell. I mean, points for directness I guess.