Ok so WaifuHub. It's like someone took that casting couch idea and just threw every anime girl they could think of into a blender. You're the interviewer, right? But the interview is basically just a quick chat before you're supposed to, you know, test their talents. The whole thing runs in a browser, feels like one of those mobile games you'd play while pretending to check your emails. The art is that flat 2D style, which honestly, sometimes it works and sometimes Meiko's tits look like they're trying to escape the screen in a way that defies physics even for Prison School. The ahegao faces pop up and it's exactly what you expect, no surprises there.

The lineup is wild. You got 2B from Nier looking all serious, then right next to her is Lucoa from Dragon Maid with her whole... everything. And Cheelai? The green girl from the Broly movie? She's there. The dialogue is about as deep as a puddle, but I wasn't exactly here for Shakespeare. I was trying to get Mina Ashido to do something lewd and the game just kinda froze for a second. Classic. The sound effects are... there. A looping beat that drills into your skull after a while, and these wet noises during the oral scenes that are so over the top I had to laugh. It's not exactly a soundtrack you'll be humming later.

The whole thing feels like a fever dream. One minute you're with Raphtalia, who looks weirdly out of place, the next you're with Galko and she's just... aggressively cheerful about the whole thing. It's a weird collection of waifus. No real story, just a series of scenes. The male protagonist has a big penis, obviously, because of course he does. It's the kind of thing where you click through, see the ahegao, and move on. I wish the Mitsuki scene had more to it, but it won't change now. It is what it is. Just a raw, unpolished fuckfest with a bunch of familiar faces. Don't overthink it.

Okay so the touch screen thing. Let me just say, for a game that's all about Klee getting revenge on Jean with pranks, the actual pranking part feels like an afterthought, just a flimsy excuse to get to the, uh, "consequences." You tap through some dialogue, pick a girl, and then it's just straight into these animated loops. The Lisa one caught me off guard, the way her expression shifts. You're just holding your phone and... yeah. It's that kind of game. The art is that very specific 3DCG style, you know the one, where everyone's skin looks like a slightly waxy mannequin but somehow the physics on other parts are incredibly detailed. Spent way too long just rotating the camera during the Yae Miko scene, the smug look on her face is perfectly done, even if her tail clips through the chair. Wish they'd fix that clipping, it's in like half the scenes and it's never getting patched, I just know it.

The plot is basically a fever dream. Jean grounds Klee, so Klee's plan is to, I guess, sexually blackmail every woman in Mondstadt and beyond? And somehow Katheryne from the Adventurer's Guild is involved? The logic is non-existent. You get a scene with the Raiden Shogun where the whole setup is so absurd I actually snorted my drink. It's not good writing, not even close, but it has this chaotic energy like a fanfic written at 3 AM. The dialogue is pure cheese, "Oh no, you've caught me, whatever shall I do," type stuff before a handjob starts. And then suddenly there's a genuinely hot moment with Beidou that made me forget all the jank for a solid minute. The sound design though. Just. Let's not talk about the single looping moan track that sounds like it was recorded in a bathroom. Still, I kept tapping. For the Fischl and Mona scene alone, where the voyeurism angle gets weirdly specific, it's... look, you know if this is for you. It's a mess. A horny, glitchy mess with a surprising amount of Barbara content.

The old man sprite is the same in every scene. I counted. Four different angles, same slightly hunched shoulders, same gray hair tuft that looks like a smudge someone forgot to erase. Amber though, she gets like seven outfits and her tits have their own physics engine apparently, bouncing when there's no reason to bounce. Standing still. Bouncing. Okay game, sure.

This is one of those visual novels where the husband is basically a plot device that sends one text message and then evaporates from existence. Amber's whole deal is she wants an older guy to do the stuff her husband won't, which is funny because we never actually learn what that stuff is. The game just assumes you're already nodding along. And I was, I guess. The CG hentai scenes unlock fast, like suspiciously fast, three clicks and suddenly there's a redhead getting railed by someone's grandpa on a couch that looks copy-pasted from a furniture catalog. The writing tries to be deep sometimes. Amber has this internal monologue about "discovering herself" while actively choking on, well. You know. The tonal whiplash could break a neck.

What got me is the lover character. He's supposed to be this experienced silver fox type but his dialogue reads like a teenager who watched one documentary about wine. "I'll show you what a real man feels like" sir you just said you can't figure out the thermostat. The cheating aspect is there obviously but it's weirdly guilt-free, like the game forgets she's married until it needs drama. There's this one scene where Amber's ring is visible and the next frame it's just gone. Not addressed. Just vanished. I spent ten minutes clicking back to confirm I wasn't hallucinating. I wasn't. The ring clips out of reality and nobody cares. That's the whole experience really. Sloppy but somehow I finished it. Don't think about that sentence too hard.