ugh, another akabur thing. you know the drill, right? point and click, wait for the little bar to fill up, try to figure out which dialogue option doesn't reset the whole damn loop. this time it's tmnt. yeah, the turtles. april o'neil is the main piece here, obviously. the whole setup is she's stuck in the lair during some kind of heat cycle or mating season nonsense. the turtles and splinter are all acting like horny idiots, which is... a choice.

the art is that specific akabur style, super clean lines, everyone looks a bit too glossy. april's design is basically a pinup from the start, huge tits spilling out of that yellow jumpsuit. the gangbang tag isn't kidding. it's not a slow burn. you'll have her getting passed around by all four turtles at once pretty quick if you pick the right, or wrong, things to say. there's a weird minigame with pizza? i think i spent more time clicking on pizza boxes than actually seeing the scenes i wanted. the mutant tag applies to splinter too, and yeah, there's a chapter with him that goes places. not my thing, but it's there. the whole thing feels like a fever dream you'd have after watching too much saturday morning cartoons and then scrolling through a certain kind of forum.

what bugs me is the sound. or lack of it. just a few wet slaps and a looping moan that cuts off weirdly. for a game so focused on the visual rhythm of the group scenes, the audio is a total afterthought. you'd think with all the grunting and shell clacking they could have done more. anyway, the amp tag is fitting because the whole scenario is dialed up to eleven from the jump. no pretense, just straight to april getting railed in every hole. don't expect a plot. the mating season is just the excuse. i wish there was a bit more with the foot clan, but i guess that's a different game entirely. maybe a dlc where shredder shows up? won't happen. the pizza minigame still makes no sense to me. you click it, a bar fills, and then a turtle fucks her. whatever.

Princess Pipe Trapped feels like someone took that one stupid horny thought you had about a certain red‑capped plumber game and just never stopped escalating it. The whole thing is basically one room, one princess, one big fat problem in your pants, and somehow it works. No long intro, no walls of text, you just land there with this busty blonde bitch stuck in a pipe, ass up, tits out, like she got bugged out of a Nintendo game and dumped into Pornhub. I opened it in Chrome on my phone first, which was a mistake, because the first drag of my dick toward her pussy fired and I was like “oh, okay, we gaming now.” It’s that kind of toy where you don’t read anything, you just start clicking and pulling stuff around like a horny raccoon.

The best part is how physical it feels even though it’s so simple. You grab the cock, you drag it into her, and suddenly her whole body reacts. Pull up, your thrusts get faster, pull down, you slow or pop out, and it’s weirdly satisfying in a caveman brain way. I caught myself doing these tiny micro‑adjustments, like “no no, just a bit deeper, just a bit slower, let me ride that edge,” like I’m trying to tune a guitar that moans. And when you mess with her futa variant, shit gets nastier. You drag that huge princess dick toward her own mouth and she folds into this messy self‑suck, lips struggling around her own shaft, drool and pre all over her face. It feels illegal in the best way. I had this moment where I was making her choke on her own cock with one hand while my other hand was spanking her butt with the click‑and‑drag slap thing, and I literally laughed because it felt like overkill. You can tell whoever made this is a pervert in a very specific, talented way. Then again, sometimes the dragging is a bit janky, like the hitbox for spanking is in a mood and you end up groping her hip instead. No big deal, but it makes me want to yell at my mouse for no reason and then forget about it five seconds later when she squirts.

Also, it’s funny without trying to be a comedy game. The princess expression when you pull her cock too far and yank it out of her mouth is half “oh no” and half “put it back right now, you coward.” There’s this moment when you line up your dick perfectly, start pounding fast, then slow down at the edge of cumming, then change your mind and just slam it to finish inside, her eyes going wide as hell, and it’s like edging yourself through a cartoon. And yeah, it’s just v1 with not that many options yet, you can kinda feel it plateau after a while, like you’ve seen the main loop and your brain wants that next position or another princess skin or some toy to jam into this whole mess. But I still caught myself alt‑tabbing back to it between checking Telegram and Discord, telling myself “just one more nut test, for research.” If you like futa, stuck girls, and the raw caveman joy of dragging a cock across the screen until something slutty happens, your browser history is about to look very specific.

So the amnesia thing is whatever, right? Just an excuse for the dude to wake up in a house full of women with absolutely ridiculous bodies. The 3DCG is that specific kind of unpolished where the skin looks a bit too shiny, like everyone's slightly oiled up, but honestly for a quick fap session it gets the job done. The mom character, or whoever she is, has these massive tits that the camera just cannot stop staring at. There's this one early scene where you're just supposed to be talking and the whole time I'm just watching her chest, waiting for the dialogue to end so I can finally click on them. The groping mechanics are super basic, just click and drag or whatever, but the way she reacts with that teasing little smile? Fuck.

Spent way too long on the voyeur bit where you peek through a door crack. The animation is janky, like a broken robot trying to be sexy, but the sound design... actually, there's barely any sound. Just some wet noises that sound like they were recorded on a phone from 2007. Still worked though. The handjob scene is where the incest tag really kicks in, the dialogue gets all whispery and wrong in the best way. "We shouldn't..." and then she just keeps going. Classic. The anal scene unlocks way too fast, feels unearned, but I'm not exactly complaining when you see that creampie finish. The big ass on the milf character is the real star here, physics are completely unrealistic, jiggling for like ten seconds after any movement. Wish there was more actual romance buildup instead of just jumping straight to oral and vaginal, but I guess that's what the "teasing" tag is for. The whole thing feels like a fever dream where you forget your name but somehow remember exactly how to pull down panties. Not gonna change your life but it'll definitely change your evening.

ok so this is one of those star wars parody things right. ahsoka tano trainer sim. the whole setup is you did some sith ritual and now she's your slave but her will is too strong so you can't fully control her yet. the game is this weird day cycle thing, morning and night. morning you send her out to earn credits. yeah. you know what that means. she comes back with credits and you use them to buy items to corrupt her more. it's like a fucked up tamagotchi.

the 3dcg is deliberately unpolished, like someone learned blender last month but honestly that almost makes the whole thing funnier. her proportions are ridiculous, massive tits and ass that clip through the environment sometimes. there's this one animation where she's giving a handjob and her wrist bends in a way that would require at least three extra joints. the internal view during vaginal sex is just... a pink tunnel. i don't know what i expected. the bukkake scenes look like someone spilled yogurt on the screen. but i kept clicking. the corruption mechanics are basic, buy a sex toy, use it on her, her resistance drops a bit, repeat. there's group sex scenes and interracial and anal and all the tags you'd expect. the male domination angle is heavy, she calls you master with dead eyes. the prostitution loop is where you send her out and she comes back with credits and sometimes a creampie. you can almost feel the spreadsheet behind it all.

what bothers me is the missed potential. like imagine if her resistance actually mattered, if she fought back or tricked you or something. instead it's just a number going down. there's this one moment where you buy a new outfit and she says something sarcastic and for a second i thought oh shit here we go but no, back to the grind. the multiple penetration scenes are technically impressive in a trainwreck way, bodies clipping into each other, the sound effects are just wet slapping noises on loop. i wish the game remembered what you did last cycle, sometimes she acts surprised by things you've done ten times already. the star wars setting is barely there, just some lightsabers in the background and a vague sith aesthetic. could've been set in a dentist's office for all it matters. anyway the corruption trainer genre is what it is and this one delivers exactly that, no more no less. the slave dynamic is uncomfortable in a way that's probably intentional but also just lazy. i don't know. i finished it though. twice. the credits kept piling up and i wanted to see if the final corruption scene was worth it. it wasn't. but the journey was something. the masturbation animations are actually decent, there's this one where she uses a toy and her face almost looks like ahsoka for a second. almost.

You know that feeling when you're playing a konosuba parody and suddenly realize the joke's on you? This spinoff from The King of Summer does that thing where it takes Natsuki, the wife everyone was obsessed with, and drops her into a fancy hotel dinner with her husband Yoshihiko and some silver haired rich dude named Tatsuki. The whole setup screams trouble from the first glass of wine. What gets me is how the game doesn't even pretend to be subtle about the cheating. Like, the summer affair already happened, so now we're watching someone who's already crossed that line try to pretend she hasn't. The tension isn't will she or won't she, it's watching her lie to herself while Tatsuki's hand finds her thigh under the tablecloth.

The art style shifts between 2D and 3D in ways that shouldn't work but somehow does, especially during the hidden sex scenes where you're half expecting Yoshi to turn around any second. There's this one moment in the restaurant bathroom that made me actually put my phone down for a sec. Not because it was too much, but because the facial expressions during the titfuck were so specific to Natsuki's character. She's got that mix of guilt and arousal that the original game nailed, and this spinoff doubles down on it. The kinetic novel format means you're just along for the ride, no choices, which honestly fits the whole inevitable corruption vibe. Though I wish there was at least one branching path where she tells Tatsuki to fuck off, but that's not what these games are about, is it.

The voice acting during the hotel room scenes, especially when she starts comparing Tatsuki to her summer fling, hits different when you've played the first game. It's like watching someone speedrun their own moral decay while wearing expensive lingerie. The creampie scene near the end drags a bit, but the buildup with the groping under the table and the whispered conversations while Yoshi's right there? That's the good stuff. Makes you feel like a voyeur at a restaurant you can't afford.

So I'm playing this, right, and the first thing that hits me isn't the plot. It's the UI. It's like someone coded it during a sugar crash. The fonts are all wrong. There's a menu option that just says "????" and I'm too scared to click it. This is peak. The whole "Naruto is broke and lives with Tsunade" setup is so flimsy it's practically see-through. A transparent excuse to get the blonde idiot into groping range of every kunoichi with a pulse. And honestly? That's refreshing. No pretentious world-building, just a sandbox where your main currency is apparently audacity.

The animation loops are janky as hell. Sometimes a character's arm will phase through a wall during a scene and I just sat there nodding. Yeah. That's the authentic experience. The Ino scene near the school gates triggered for me three times in a row, stacking the audio like a cursed remix. I couldn't stop laughing. But then you get to the Tsunade content, the actual 106cm of the main event, and suddenly the jank becomes a feature. There's a weird delay in her blink cycle that makes every interaction feel like a fever dream. You click to "train" and Naruto just materializes with his hand on her tit. No animation, no transition. Just instant gratification. I complained about a bug on the forum and the dev responded with a single period. Respect.

The RPG mechanics are basically a forgotten promise. You can level up, I guess, but it doesn't seem to change anything except a number. Who cares. I'm here for the chaotic male domination fantasy where Hinata somehow stutters less when you're doing something lewd. The Tenten scene was a glitchy mess that crashed my browser, and honestly, I'm not even mad. Spent fifteen minutes trying to trigger Anko's thing only to realize I was in the wrong part of the map the whole time. The map has no labels. This game is a beautiful disaster made by someone who knows exactly what the audience wants and doesn't give a damn about anything else. The 2DCG art is actually pretty good when it loads properly, which is a contradiction I'm willing to live with.

You open your eyes in some fancy place and your brain is just... blank. No name, no past, nothing. But there are these women around you, all curves and soft skin and tight clothes, like someone built a harem out of your search history and forgot to tell HR. They treat you like you belong there, like you’re important, but you can feel that something’s off. They hug a bit too long, sit a bit too close, bend over in front of you for no reason. At first it looks like normal “family” concern, but then your “aunt” presses her huge tits on your arm while asking if you feel safe, and safe is really not the word that comes into mind. It feels more like your dick is about to make decisions your memory can’t keep up with.

What I like is how slow they push the incest vibe. It’s not just instant “hey son, suck my tits”. You’re watching from the couch, TV on mute, and this woman you’re supposed to be related to walks past in a tiny towel, drops something on purpose, bends down way too slow so you get full view of her big ass, and then she pretends she “didn’t notice you there”. Sure. Ten minutes later she’s in the kitchen, pressing that same ass against you while she reaches for a glass, and the game just lets you stand there, your cursor flicking helplessly between dialog options, trying to decide if you’re a pervert or just going with the flow. And you always go with the flow. Then there’s that scene where you wake up with morning wood, and the younger one barges into your room “by accident”, sits on the bed, and starts poking the tent in your sheets, laughing and calling it cute. You can choose to pull away, but once she wraps her fingers around it and starts a slow handjob under the blanket while looking at the door like someone might walk in, it’s over. She’s not even pretending anymore, and you aren’t either. The voyeur thing gets kind of twisted too: you get this mobile in-game, and soon you’re hiding behind doors, spying on them masturbating in the shower, zooming in on big tits pressed against foggy glass, watching fingers slide between wet thighs. At one point you’re literally jerking off in the hallway while your “mom” moans on the other side, and the game lets you either finish on the wall or sneak in and risk getting caught with your cock still wet.

The romance bullshit sneaks up on you in between all the groping and anal hints. Like you’re sitting on a balcony with the oldest one, drinking something that is absolutely not juice, and she opens up about how scared she was when you “disappeared” from your old life that you can’t remember. For a second it hits kind of hard. She leans over, eyes a bit teary, and kisses you soft, just lips, no tongue, and it feels like an actual moment. Then your hand slides under her top, you feel how huge and warm her breasts are, and before you know it she’s kneeling between your legs, lipstick smeared, giving deep sloppy oral, drool running down her chin while she stares up like she’s been waiting years for this. When she takes you all the way to the back of her throat and you cum inside her mouth, the game lets you decide if she swallows or pulls away to let it drip on those big tits. Later you slam her against the counter, pull her panties aside and fuck her raw, her ass bouncing with every thrust until you pump a creampie into her and she just keeps grinding to squeeze out every drop. There’s also this anal scene that comes out of nowhere: you’re “helping” one of them with yoga, hands on her hips, stretching, and then she asks if you’ve ever tried something “a bit tighter”. Next thing you know, lube, slow push, her gasping and clenching around you while she begs you not to stop. It’s filthy, kind of sweet, and a total mess. I wish the interface wasn’t so clunky sometimes, like the tap zones on mobile feel weirdly placed and one button sits just a little too close to where you try to scroll, and it pissed me off once and I still keep thinking about it. But anyway, the whole thing feels like someone mixed a soft romance VN with raw porn and then forgot which one they were making halfway through.

Honestly the whole "isekai into Dragon Ball" thing is so overdone but here I am again, waking up in a field and immediately running into Videl. At least she's not wearing the pigtails this time. The game doesn't waste time pretending to be deep, you click through some dialogue, she helps you "integrate", and before you know it you're in a sandbox hub with a bunch of familiar faces. Android 18 is there, Bulma, Chichi, even Launch if you catch her sneezing. The trainer mechanics are barebones, just grind affection and unlock scenes. Nothing revolutionary.

But then there's this one moment with Zangya. You know, the green girl from the Bojack movie? She's standing by a waterfall and the dialogue is so stiff it loops back around to being charming. You give her a senzu bean or something and she just... tilts her head. No big reaction. Just a tiny animation of her hair moving. I spent way too long on that screen. The actual sex scenes are 2D stills with some basic motion tweening, which is fine, but the art quality swings wildly. Some girls look like they were traced from official art, others look like a DeviantArt commission from 2012. Erasa and Videl's scenes are surprisingly tender, lots of oral and slow buildup. Then you get to Bulma and it's just tits in your face for three minutes straight. Not complaining, just noting the whiplash.

The crossover stuff is weird too. Sinon from SAO shows up for no reason, there's a Seven Deadly Sins corner with Elizabeth, and Mikasa just stands near a tree looking confused. You can't even interact with half of them until late game. I wish the parody angle leaned harder into the absurdity instead of playing it straight. The writing is serviceable, occasionally funny by accident. The Kooky Cook minigame is a waste of clicks but I kept doing it anyway. Something about feeding Android 21 pancakes. Don't ask.

You start as this pretty, proud elf girl from a noble house that everyone in the forest basically worships for never missing a shot. Bow in hand, long ears, tight armor that looks more like horny cosplay than real protection, and a family reputation that is way heavier than her boobs. The intro sells you this peaceful, elegant life with sisters around, sharing training and flirting quietly with the one person she actually lets touch her. Then they all just fuck off to “help other races” and leave you with the big-ass mansion, a border full of hostile creatures, and a quiet house that suddenly feels way too big. It actually hits a bit, that silence. You go from warm elven brunch to stalking through the trees alone, checking every shadow for something that wants to eat you or fuck you. Or both.

What I liked is how the combat and the horny stuff blend together. It’s not just menu skipping. You line up shots, keep moving, trying to keep everything at range, and then you slip once, get cornered by something that should be a wild beast but looks a bit too focused on your thighs. You know that moment when stamina hits zero and you’re mashing key just a little too late? Here, that turns into a full-on “you lost, now get used as a toy” scene. One time I was trying to kite this lizard-like thing around a ruined archway, camera fighting me, branch clipping through her ass, and then boom, grabbed, armor half torn in next frame, tongue on her stomach, hands everywhere. It feels dirty, because the same girl you were trying to play as a serious defender of her homeland is now pressed into the moss, biting her lip while some monster grinds against her, and you kind of sit there like, yeah ok I deserve this, I got greedy with that last shot. The game pretends to give you moral choices, good or evil, protect or corrupt, but honestly it seems to be laughing at you either way. Act noble and merciful, monsters still want to pin you to a rock. Go full cruel bitch, and she just turns that cold temper into something mean in bed too.

The world around her is actually pretty, then not, then pretty again. Forest paths that look almost peaceful until you notice the movement in the background. Old ruins and glowing plants, then suddenly some weird goo dripping off roots like someone already had fun here. The monsters are not just one style either. You get more animal-shaped things, bulky bodies holding her down like prey, and then others that are closer to humanoid, hands on her hips, making her ride them while she tries to keep her composure and fails completely. Some scenes are kind of romantic by accident, like when a horned beast nuzzles against her neck while pounding her from behind, soft lighting on the leaves, her fingers digging into the dirt. Then later another encounter is just raw, her getting used hard against a stone wall, legs shaking, bow lying useless on the ground. The game really pretends to be about honor and legacy, but most of the time it’s “how long can you keep this elf girl pure before she’s moaning under some thing that crawled out of the dark”. And honestly, watching that slow shift from proud defender to someone who keeps going out alone knowing damn well what happens if she slips again, that’s where it gets hot.