Fuck, this thing is a mess and I love it. The whole idea is you're Renji from Bleach, that redhead with the weird eyebrows, and you're plowing Yoruichi, the tan cat lady. Except she's on top and you have to manage a speed slider like you're tuning a shitty radio. Too slow and the pleasure bar barely moves, too fast and her pussy literally catches fire. I'm not joking. There's a burnout meter and if you redline it, smoke comes out. Who thinks of this?

The minigame is basically three buttons. Slow, medium, fast. You tap them to switch rhythms while her tits bounce with the same two-frame animation over and over. The art is rough, like someone drew it on a napkin then scanned it at 72 dpi. But honestly that's the charm. It's a parody, not a triple-A hentai. The moans are just one looped clip of a woman going "ah, ah, ah" and after two minutes it sounds like a broken car alarm.

I wish there was more to do after you fill the bar. Maybe a second position or a different girl. But no. You finish, she says something dumb, and you can restart. That's it. No unlockables, no gallery, nothing. I spent more time adjusting the window size than actually playing. And the itch page says "don't burn her pussy" like it's a safety manual. The whole thing feels like a joke that got out of hand, but I kept coming back to see if I could edge the burnout meter perfectly. You can't. It always ends in flames. Literally. There's a fire effect. It's stupid. I don't know why I'm still thinking about it.