The loading screen itself is a lie. It promises this moody, Twin Peaks mystery about your parents and buried secrets. What it delivers is a town where every woman, and I mean every woman, has decided that pants are a suggestion and personal space is a myth. I spent the first twenty minutes just clicking on a pair of twins in the library. Not for the plot. The plot is some nonsense about returning home after college. I was there because one of them has this specific ahegao expression that triggers during a completely mundane conversation about overdue books. It’s so jarring and unpolished that it loops back around to being hypnotic.

The sandbox structure is a mess. You just sort of stumble into scenes. I was trying to find the mayor’s office to advance the main quest, got lost, and ended up in a voyeur scenario involving a milf neighbor and her shower window. The 3DCG models have that weird, shiny skin texture, like everyone is slightly damp. It’s not good, technically. But the animation for the groping mechanics? Somebody on the dev team spent way too long on the handjob physics. The wrist rotation is unnaturally smooth compared to the janky walking cycles. It’s a game of wild contrasts. A monster girl with a big ass will deliver exposition about town history with a straight face, then five seconds later you’re in a POV male domination scene that feels like it was ripped from a completely different, much more aggressive mobile game.

I don’t know why the harem management aspect requires you to physically walk back and forth across the same empty plaza. There’s a fast travel map, but it’s bugged on my browser. I just held down the right arrow key, zoning out, thinking about the sheer volume of vaginal sex scenes. It’s excessive. It’s the whole point. There’s a dating sim layer where you give gifts, but the lesbian teasing scene between the shopkeeper and her wife unlocks regardless of your relationship stats, which makes the whole system feel pointless. Or maybe that’s the secret. The real secret your parents hid isn’t a dark fantasy conspiracy. It’s that this town runs on pure, uncut exhibitionism and nobody cares if you watch. The audio cuts out randomly during group sex scenes, leaving just the wet slapping sounds. It’s uncomfortable. I kept playing.