Right off the bat, the title alone, Wonder Whore. That's the level we're operating on, a parody so thick you could spread it on a cake. And there is a cake, sort of. Diana Prince, our "heroine," shows up to rescue Charlie after a plane crash, and the whole thing looks like it was drawn by a horny teenager during a detention they definitely deserved. The art isn't polished, it's aggressively unpolished, like someone discovered a brush tool and just went to town on the breast slider. And the breasts, oh fuck, they're massive. Comically, stupidly massive, the kind that defy physics and probably have their own gravitational pull. There's a scene where she's just standing there in her dress, and one tit is bigger than her entire head. I couldn't stop staring. It's not good, but it's... a choice. A deliberate, chaotic choice.

The "gameplay" is clicking through dialogue that reads like a bad translation run through a blender. You get a choice here and there, but it's the illusion of agency. I picked something hoping for a specific scene with the twins, and the game just sort of shrugged and did its own thing anyway. The humor is broken, completely unintentional. Charlie is a hostage, but she's just sort of there, a prop with a name. The whole rescue mission is an excuse to get Diana into increasingly absurd positions. There's this one moment where she's taking down a guard and her spine bends in a way that would make a chiropractor weep. I wish the game remembered what it was parodying for more than five seconds, but it won't. It just wants to show you a badly drawn, enormous tit with a nipple that looks like a pepperoni.

It's a fever dream of janky art and horny nonsense. The sex scenes are explicit, sure, but they're so anatomically bizarre you'll laugh more than anything else. Diana's face barely changes expression, just that same vacant stare whether she's punching a guy or, well, you know. If you're the type of player who gets off on finding the most broken, absurdist smut the internet has to offer, this is your holy grail. Dare to play it alone, or invite company? Actually, don't invite company. This is a solo journey into the abyss.