Clover, you absolute menace. I see you there on that train, tail swishing like you don't know exactly what that little leaf shirt is doing to me. This whole thing is just one long, horny commute and I am not complaining. The choice system is basically do I want to see her bent over the seat, or do I want to see her bent over the seat but with a different dialogue line about how full she feels. And honestly? Valid. The doggystyle scene is the main event, her big ass bouncing while the train rattles along, and the sound design is just enough to make you forget you're clicking through a browser game.

I keep thinking about how this is basically the fan service episode of an anime that never existed. You know the one, where the budget went to the jiggle physics and the plot is just an excuse to get the neko girl alone. The art is rough around the edges, like a doujin you'd find on a forgotten forum, but that's the charm. It's not trying to be a triple A hentai epic. It's a quick, dirty fantasy about a milf catgirl who wants to get railed on public transit. The big boobs are there, the rough sex is there, and the whole thing has this weirdly cozy vibe because of the Animal Crossing parody. Like, I should be picking fruit, not picking which position to fuck Clover in.

I wish there was more to do with her tail. That's my one tiny complaint. You see it twitching and you just want to grab it, but the game never lets you. Whatever. The loop is simple: talk, fuck, repeat. And for a game about a train ride, it never really goes anywhere new. But you don't need it to. You're there for the ride, and Clover is a very good conductor.