I honestly didn't expect the billiard part to be the one that broke me. It's a simple pool game, right? You aim, you shoot, balls go into pockets. But every pocket has this little lid on it, and you have to uncover them first. Which seems counterproductive for actual billiards.

The model, this blonde in white lingerie, just stands there watching. Judging. Every time I miss a shot, which is often, she almost smirks. And the strip mechanic, it's not just a reward layer slapped on. I kept failing on purpose just to see if the physics engine would give me something. It didn't. The minigame gets harder the longer you play, the lids start covering back up. I got so focused on clearing pocket number four that I forgot I was supposed to be looking at her.

Wish the arcade mode looped faster. It won't change, it's clearly a built for specific sessions where the striptease only triggers on win streaks. My streak was, uh, not a streak. More like one win followed by five losses where I accidentally sent the cue ball flying. For something using real model footage, the transitions between shots feel jarring. They used a cheap looping idle animation. Hair physics don't exist. But the way she leans forward slightly when you're aiming, that tiny shift in posture. Fuck.

Someone on Discord asked if it was worth it. I said the ball spin is unrealistic. They didn't care. They asked about the lingerie. Black lace set, for the record, with these small straps that. You know what, the aiming line lies anyway. Just turn it off and guess. The balls actually react better without the guide showing fake angles. There's a sweet spot where the physics glitch and the ball keeps rolling. Watching her reaction during that glitch is the real game.