I keep alt-tabbing to this window between actual work tickets, hoping nobody from IT notices the traffic. The Repairman. What a title. It's like they held a meeting and someone said "what's the least sexy profession we can think of" and then ran with it anyway. The 3DCG models have that particular sheen where skin looks like it was polished with furniture wax, which I guess fits the handyman theme. Unintentional synergy.

The animation loops are short. Real short. Like they rendered three seconds and called it a day. But here's the thing, I didn't close the tab. The first chapter has this weirdly compelling survival angle where the protagonist is just scraping by, and then he stumbles onto some... let's call it a career opportunity that involves a lot less plumbing and a lot more unzipping. The masturbation scenes are animated with this mechanical precision that's almost funny, like the characters are following an Ikea instruction manual for self pleasure. Insert tab A into slot B. I've seen more natural movement in a loading screen.

The writing is a kinetic novel so you're just along for the ride, no choices, which honestly matches the repairman fantasy. You show up, you do the job, you leave. Except the job here involves service calls that escalate predictably into hentai scenarios. The male protagonist has exactly one expression that I swear they reused across every scene, a kind of stunned constipation face. I don't know why I kept clicking. Maybe it's the sheer audacity of the premise. A repairman who discovers that living isn't so far away as he imagined, which is a sentence that makes less sense the more you read it. The CG hentai scenes are serviceable if you're into that glossy, airbrushed look where everyone's anatomy defies physics in the same specific ways. I should probably clear my browser history before the next team meeting.