Eleven cats. That’s the whole hook. My aunt kicks it, leaves a letter saying diamonds are hidden inside one of these ugly porcelain things scattered around some hotel. So I’m thinking, okay, point and click, find cats, get rich, jerk off maybe twice. Wrong. This is a sandbox harem game wearing a treasure hunt costume. You take an internship at the hotel and suddenly every woman there has a quest marker between her legs.

The AI CG stuff is hit or miss. Sometimes a milf’s tits look like they were painted by a pervert with a grudge, other times the creampie shot hits just right. The animation is minimal but functional. You get vaginal, oral, handjobs, the usual buffet. There’s voyeurism and exhibitionism sprinkled in if you poke around. Interracial too, which I didn’t expect but hey, it’s a hotel, people travel.

Gameplay wise it’s your standard click around, raise affection, unlock scenes. The cat figurine hunt gives it a thin excuse to explore. I found one behind a potted plant and felt nothing. The real draw is the harem building. You can romance the older staff, the guests, maybe a maid if you’re patient. The dialogue is pure translated smut, which honestly adds charm. Like reading a doujin from 2006 where everyone says “my loins ache” unironically.

One thing that bugs me, the masturbation scenes are locked behind weird timing. You have to be in a specific room at a specific part of the day. I missed one because I was busy grinding the front desk lady’s affection. No warning, just gone. Classic.

Anyway. The diamonds are probably a lie. The real inheritance is the creampie counter. Or something. Don’t think too hard.