I clicked on this one because of the nun tag, obviously. Three of them, following around a horny 52 year old priest. That's already a setup that promises less holy water and more holy shit what are you doing with that rosary. The 3dcg visuals have that specific unpolished game jam look, characters sometimes move like their joints are full of sand, but honestly that adds something. It feels like finding a corrupted file on an old hard drive you shouldn't have.

The crypt under the church is where things get properly wrong. So you're poking around, doing priestly things, and then suddenly there's a monster girl with tits bigger than her head who wants to sit on your face. The transition from "mystery of the abandoned church" to "mind control your way into a harem situation" happens so fast it gave me whiplash. And I liked the whiplash. You get these dialogue choices where you either help some young kid get with his landlady, a stacked milf who should know better, or you just decide nah, she's mine now. There's a whole spanking scene with the nuns that comes out of nowhere, bent over ancient pews, and the sound design is just three stock wet slaps repeating infinitely. I couldn't stop laughing. In the best way.

Wish there was more buildup to the BDSM elements. One minute you're holding a sermon, next minute you're tying someone up in the bell tower. The titfuck scene with the head nun is genuinely hot though, if you can get past the jittery animation. The creampie finish felt earned. The whole pregnancy angle is barely there, just mentioned at the start of a sharing scene that made me deeply uncomfortable in a way I think was intentional. Something about the priest watching from a chair.