The escort thing, right? You play this dude who needs a date for some work party and somehow ends up with this ridiculously stacked woman. Her tits are like, comically huge. Like someone inflated beach balls under her shirt. The whole visual novel setup is pretty standard, click click click, read the dialogue, pick an option sometimes. But the art, man. The CG scenes are the whole point, let's be real. There's this one scene in a hotel room where she's on top and the physics are just... I don't know what I expected. It's hot but also I laughed. Is that the goal? Probably not.

The humor is weirdly the best part. The main character is such a dumbass, the way he stumbles through conversations. Reminds me of that time I tried to use Google Translate to flirt on a dating app. Disaster. The relationship building is there I guess, you get to know her tragic backstory or whatever between the fucking. But who cares, right? The dialogue choices sometimes feel like they matter but then you end up in the same bed anyway. I wish there was a route where you just, I don't know, go bowling instead. Won't happen.

My biggest gripe, and I'm still mad about this, is the sound. There's this one looping track during the "intimate" moments that sounds exactly like my old phone's alarm. Killed the mood instantly. Had to play on mute. The big boobs tag is not lying though, it's almost a parody of itself. If you're into that specific, absurdly proportioned hentai style, you'll probably finish it in one sitting. The escort premise is just a flimsy excuse for the sex scenes, let's not pretend otherwise. The replay value? Zero. Unless you want to see the other two endings which are basically the same but with different lighting. I don't know, maybe I'm just dead inside. The CG gallery is unlocked from the start which is a choice. A lazy one. Saves me the trouble I guess.