Fuck me, that intro song. It's like someone fed Jingle Bells through a broken blender then slapped some anime moans on top. I'm sitting there, trying to get into the holiday spirit, and my headphones are just vomiting this audio disaster. Honestly I loved it. Perfectly sets the tone for this whole unhinged Christmas special. You're back in this bar, the one from the main game about your dead dad's dream or whatever, but now there's tinsel and three women who apparently have nothing better to do than wear the skimpiest Sexy Santa outfits I've ever seen in a 3DCG visual novel. The MILF one, goddamn.

The animations are janky as hell, real budget CG hentai stuff where the bodies move like they're underwater, but when that ahegao face hits during the creampie scene... I'm not gonna lie, I was