Right. So the gym is weird. Not like, haunted weird. More like, my boss is there and she’s suddenly a succubus. Or I’m one. The game says incubus but honestly I just kept picking the horny choices because why wouldn’t you. The AI art is... a choice, some of the faces look like they’re melting in a sexy way, but the landlady’s tits are insane. I respect that. There was this moment in the office where she’s bent over the desk and the text is like SHE YEARNS FOR YOUR ESSENCE and I nearly spat my drink. It’s so earnest.

The whole thing runs in your browser, no app store shame, which is good because my people need to see this. The choices actually branch, kinda. I got a bad ending the first time because I was too nice? The landlady called me a pathetic worm and the screen just... went black. Felt like a personal attack. Then you restart and you’re like okay fine, I’ll use my supernatural DNA to dominate. The MILF tag here is working overtime, the boss calls a meeting and it’s never about spreadsheets. Missed opportunity for a gym shower scene though. You see the gym equipment in the background art and nothing happens. A bench press is RIGHT THERE.

My favorite part was corrupting the demon girl, she acts all tough but then the dialogue options are just RAVAGE, CONSUME, or ASK ABOUT FEELINGS. Asking about feelings gives you points somehow? I don’t get the logic. The writing feels translated by a horny philosopher, every orgasm is a feast and you’re always feeling a hunger. Real “my seed will rewrite your soul” energy. I wish the ai art made the scenes match the text better, sometimes the character description says one thing and the picture shows another. But whatever, it’s a text adventure with tits. You click, you read, you cum. Simple.