What even is a "lust level" anyway? Like some kind of horny RPG stat you grind by edging to hentai. This test thing throws questions at you, the kind that make you squint at the screen and wonder who the hell wrote them. "How many times do you touch yourself thinking about big anime tits?" I don't know, Karen, I lost count after the third doujin tonight.

The whole setup feels like a sketchy pop-up from 2006 that somehow learned about modern fetishes. You click through increasingly unhinged scenarios, and the game, if you can call it that, spits out a percentage at the end. Got 87% filthy. Felt like a badge of dishonor, like I should print it out and frame it next to my expired gym membership. The bonuses it promises? Just some low-res jpegs of characters with chests so massive they'd need structural engineering permits. Physics? Forget it. These things move like water balloons in zero gravity, which is either a bug or the entire point.

There's this one question about public indecency that made me laugh out loud, not because it was clever but because the grammar collapsed halfway through. "If you see big boobs in train you will?" The options were all variations of "stare," "grab," or "call police." No middle ground. No "politically ignore it while sweating." The test doesn't understand nuance. It's like a horny alien tried to recreate human sexuality from a corrupted database of Brazzers clips and Newgrounds flash games.

I wish the results screen had more bite. You get your score and some generic "you're a pervert" text, then it's over. No leaderboard to shame your friends, no weirdly specific psychological profile. Missed opportunity. The whole thing is a five-minute distraction that leaves you feeling slightly sticky, not in the fun way. More like you touched something in a frat house basement and now you need hand sanitizer. Still, I clicked through it twice. Don't ask me why. The second time I got 92%. I think the test judges you harder if you answer too fast.