The whole thing feels like someone’s half finished RPG Maker project they abandoned on a forum in 2016, and I mean that as a compliment. The models are these grainy photos of real women, not renders, which gives it this weird scrapbook energy. Like someone cut out pictures from a magazine and glued them onto a digital background. The first girl you meet, some kind of dorm neighbor, her image is stretched wrong. Her tits look massive but one shoulder is wider than the other and I couldn't stop staring at it. It's so unpolished it loops back around to being charming.

You're a college guy, first year, and the whole map is like four locations. Dorm, campus, cafe, that's it. The text is this broken english that sometimes reads like a bad translation and sometimes like someone just gave up halfway through a sentence. There's a love stat and a lust stat for each character, which is standard, but the game never really explains what the difference is. I maxed out lust with the MILF professor character, I think she's a professor? She just appears in the cafe, and the scene that unlocked was just a static image with a paragraph of text that used the word "member" three times. No animation, no sound. Just her photo and the word member.

The choices are weirdly specific. One moment you're picking what to say to a girl in the library, next it's asking if you want to go to the gym or study. I picked gym and nothing happened. The screen just said "You feel stronger" and then the day ended. What does that even do? There's no combat. The whole management tag is a lie, you just click through days and occasionally a number goes up. But I kept clicking. The summer tag is barely there, just a different color filter on the background for a few in game weeks. The big boobs tag is accurate though, every single female character is absurdly top heavy, like someone's specific fetish folder got turned into a game. The real model thing makes it feel more like a weird interactive photobook than a game, and honestly that's what kept me poking at it.