The loading screen is just a static image of a sauna door and I already know this is gonna be one of those games where the jiggle physics were coded by someone who's only ever seen boobs in anime. You click the door and bam, there they are, two girls with hair so long it clips through the bench they're sitting on. The dressing up tag is a lie, by the way. You get like three lingerie options and one of them is just the default outfit but slightly more see-through, which I guess is something.

The whole thing is a loop of clicking on body parts and watching the same three animations cycle. There's this one anal scene that caught me off guard because the positioning makes zero anatomical sense, like she's bent over a sauna bucket and somehow that works? The steam effect is just a white fog layer that doesn't move, so it looks like someone smeared vaseline on the screen. I spent way too long trying to figure out if the long hair was supposed to be interactive because it keeps clipping through everything, including the guy's torso during the hentai sequences. It's not interactive. I checked. Multiple times.

The sauna setting is wasted potential. You'd think the heat and steam would factor into the scenes somehow but nah, it's just a backdrop. The girls have the same expression whether you're in the dressing up menu or the anal scene, this dead-eyed smile that reminds me of those old flash games on Newgrounds. Speaking of which, the cum animation is just a white circle that expands and then vanishes. No physics, no dripping, nothing. For a game about two pretty pussies in a sauna, it's weirdly sterile. The lingerie doesn't even get wet. What's the point of a sauna if nobody gets sweaty? I kept clicking hoping for some hidden mechanic but it's just click, moan, loop, click, moan, loop. The long hair clips through the bench again. I don't know why I'm still playing.