The wagon position. That’s what they call it in the description, and honestly, it’s the only thing that stuck with me after closing the tab. Not because it’s some mind blowing innovation, but because the animation loop for it is so aggressively repetitive it loops past boring and becomes hypnotic. The brunette is on all fours, the blonde is behind her with a strap on, and the guy is behind the blonde. A human centipede of basic hentai physics.

The character models have that glossy, early 2000s Flash animation look. No pores, just light reflections on spherical tits. The blonde’s hair clips through the brunette’s back constantly. It’s not a bug, it’s a feature of this specific brand of unpolished smut. You’re not here for seamless integration. You’re here to see a dildo that’s slightly too big for the animation rig, so it looks like it’s teleporting in and out. And in that, the game delivers perfectly. The sound design is what you’d expect, wet slaps and high pitched moans that don’t sync with the mouth movements. At one point the audio loop hiccuped and it sounded like a broken printer.

I wish the anal focus had more variety in the angles. It’s just the one setup, the one relentless piston motion. A threesome with this much potential for messy geometry and they stick to a straight line. The lesbian tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting too, it’s mostly the girls groping each other as a side dish while the guy does the mechanical work. The roughness is there, the hardcore tag isn’t lying, but it’s a very narrow, single minded kind of rough. Like a metronome set to “jackhammer.” The dildo usage is front and center, which is a plus if that’s your thing, but don’t expect any creative choreography. It’s a loop. A very explicit, very sweaty loop.