The battle screen just sits there, all moody purples and blacks, and I'm staring at a vampire's tits wondering if the AI that drew them ever saw a real ribcage. They're huge. Unnaturally so. But then again, so is the werewolf girl's ass, and honestly, that's the whole point of this Ravenhollow trip, isn't it? You're some scientist with a thesis to write, but the moment Viernes13 shows up with her goth bangs and that knowing smirk, the whole "anomalous phenomena" angle becomes a flimsy excuse to get your dick wet. The game knows it. I know it.

The management stuff is weirdly compelling. You're buying gifts, picking dialogue options that feel like you're navigating a minefield of horny goth girl mood swings. Fuck up a date and you're just grinding turn-based combat against slimes or something, which is... fine. The animations during the fights are basic, a little jittery, but the sex scenes? That's where the budget went. Animated creampies with Wednesday Addams, except she's called something else for legal reasons, and she's got that deadpan delivery while you're rearranging her guts. It's hot in a "this feels wrong" way. The oral scenes have this sloppy sound design that's actually pretty good, a wet, messy thing that loops just a bit too perfectly.

I got lost in the Heart of Lugrenwald for a while. The game says nobody comes back sane, but I just came back with a new monster girl harem member and a screen full of jizz. The writing tries for spooky but lands on campy, which is fine. The AI art has that glossy, same-face syndrome where every girl's expression is a slight variation of "vaguely aroused boredom." Still. That one scene with the shapeshifter, where she morphs mid-ride, that was a neat trick. The whole thing is a parody that's more focused on the "tits" than the "wit," but I'm not complaining. Much. That one mini-game where you have to rub the werewolf's belly to calm her down before sex? The hitbox is terrible. Just awful.