The whole thing runs on a browser, right, so I'm at my desk pretending to do spreadsheets and this game loads up with a nerd who can't even get his porn site off the ground. Classic. Then an angel shows up, not the holy type, more like a real model with wings and a body that makes you forget about the halo. She gives him shapeshifting powers, which is basically a cheat code for every erotic fantasy ever. The strip scenes start almost immediately and I'm sitting there thinking, this is absurd, a guy turning into whatever woman's dream man is, and the harem just accumulates like browser tabs.

The striptease mechanic is weirdly specific. You click through dialogue and suddenly a pornstar character is undressing while the protagonist is literally someone else's fantasy. I spent way too long on one scene where the angel just watches him fail at seduction, her expression deadpan, and then he shifts into some rugged type and the clothes come off. The RPG elements are there, stats or something, I didn't pay attention because the real model characters keep appearing and the whole thing feels like a fever dream. The nerd aspect is undercooked, he's supposed to be a geek but the shapeshifting makes that irrelevant after five minutes.

I complained to myself about the clicking. So much clicking. And then forgot what I was complaining about because another harem member appeared. The angel is the best part, she's got this bored expression like she's seen every possible outcome and still sticks around. The erotic scenes are explicit, no fade to black nonsense, but the writing sometimes reads like it was translated through three languages and then back. Which honestly adds to the charm. I don't know why I kept playing. The pornstar tag is accurate, there's a scene with a camera and everything, very meta. The strip sequences are the main draw, everything else is just clicking between them. My boss walked by and I alt-tabbed to actual work for once.