The whole thing feels like someone took a decent idea and then just... stopped caring halfway through. You got your typical setup, right? Young dude, exclusive resort, a bunch of familiar faces from the Pokemon world like May, Misty, and Dawn all inexplicably horny. The renders are 3D, and they're not terrible. Some of the lighting on Dawn's skin in the beach scene actually looks pretty good, makes you notice the curve of her hip when she's bent over. But then you click to the next scene and the animation is so stiff it's like watching two action figures get mashed together. The voice acting is there, I guess, but Misty's moans during the oral scene sound like she's reading a grocery list with a bit more breath. It's weirdly disconnected.

The point and click stuff is bare bones. You click on a girl, she says something vaguely flirty, and then you're in a sex scene. There's no real dating sim depth, no building up to anything. One minute you're supposedly training Pokemon, the next May is on her knees without much prompting. The harem aspect means they all just sort of throw themselves at you. I did laugh when you pick the wrong dialogue option and she just walks off screen, game over. That's a mechanic, I suppose. The parody element is thin, just names and hair colors slapped onto generic models. Misty doesn't even have her signature ponytail half the time, which is a small thing but it bugs me. It's like they forgot who they were copying.

The sex scenes themselves are animated, which is a plus, and they don't shy away from close ups. The vaginal scenes are explicit, no fade to black nonsense. There's one with May in the pool that has a surprisingly decent wet skin texture. But the sound design is a mess. Wet noises that don't sync up, a looping moan that cuts off abruptly. It pulls you right out. For a game that's all about satisfying desires, it feels pretty mechanical. You're just clicking through to see the next janky animation. It's not a slow burn, it's a quick, messy fumble that leaves you more confused than anything. The resort setting is just a few static backgrounds. You never feel like you're in a place, just clicking on pictures of one.