I opened this on my phone during a smoke break and nearly dropped the thing when the first bullet whizzed past. You're this pimp, right, and the whole street is trying to turn you into a chalk outline. Arrow keys to dodge. Simple. Except my thumbs are too fat for this kind of precision and I kept walking directly into gunfire like I was trying to catch the bullets with my chest.

The pickup items thing is weird. Sometimes you grab something and it works, other times you're just holding a mystery object while bleeding out on the pavement. There's this one item that looks like a wad of cash but it might be drugs. Or maybe it's both. The game doesn't explain shit and honestly I respect that. You learn by dying. A lot. My high score is embarrassing but I can't stop restarting.

The sex stuff is there if you survive long enough. Pixelated women in windows, the kind of crude animation that reminds me of those old Newgrounds flash games before everything got sanitized. One wrong move and you're dodging bullets instead of getting laid. The whole thing feels like someone coded this in a weekend while drunk and angry at the world. The hitboxes are questionable. Sometimes a bullet clearly misses but you still eat pavement. I yelled at my screen twice. The pimp character moves with this weird slide, like he's wearing dress shoes on ice. No music, just gunshots and the occasional moan from a window. It's janky as hell but there's something honest about it. You're not here for the story. You're here to dodge bullets and pimp out a town that clearly doesn't want you. The danger tag is earned. My heart rate actually went up during one run where I made it past the first wave of shooters. Then a car came out of nowhere. I forgot to mention the cars. They don't care about your pimp dreams either.