The punch feels like slapping wet cardboard. Not in a bad way? The robots in this Shinobi Girl knockoff don't exactly shatter, they sort of crumple inward with this sad little fizz sound, and honestly it's the most memorable thing here. Big titty schoolgirl beating up horny sexbots, you know the drill. The uniform physics are doing overtime, jiggle set to maximum, and the whole thing has that unpolished browser game energy where the background is probably a single JPEG someone stretched too wide.

Controls are J for punch, K for kick, and X to masturbate. Yes, X to masturbate. Found that out mid-combo when I fat-fingered the keyboard and suddenly my character dropped into this self-pleasure animation while a robot with a very enthusiastic dildo arm closed the distance. The arcade structure means you just keep moving right, kicking robots until they spark and die, and occasionally the game remembers it's supposed to be hentai and throws a grab animation at you. The sex scenes are... functional. Robot appendages, awkward positioning, that specific flavor of early 2010s Flash game where the art style can't decide if it wants to be anime or something a teenager drew in study hall. One robot had what I can only describe as a drill attachment and I'm still not sure if that was intentional or a rendering error.

The school setting is barely there, just a few lockers in the background before everything turns into generic industrial corridors. Fighting is floaty, the kick has weird priority over the punch, and sometimes enemies just walk past you like you're not even there. I spent way too long trying to figure out if the masturbation button actually does anything mechanically or if it's just there for flavor. Still don't know. The full version's coming soon apparently, and I'm genuinely curious if they'll fix the hit detection or just add more robot dildos. Probably both. Probably neither.