The first thing that got me was the waitress at the diner. You're just sitting there, eating a burger, trying to figure out where your dead sister vanished five years ago, and this woman with tits like a shelf starts rubbing her thigh against the table while taking your order. The game doesn't make a big deal about it, no dramatic music or anything, just a shitty 3DCG model leaning forward so her cleavage eats half the screen. I clicked the wrong dialogue option because I couldn't stop staring. Ended up with a handjob in the bathroom before I'd even checked into my motel room. The investigation? What investigation? Oh right, the missing sister. Norika. She's the reason the protagonist even bothers putting pants on, some childhood trauma wrapped in a detective coat. But honestly the crime solving takes a backseat to the crime of how distractingly horny every female character is.

The titfuck scene with the informant, the one who gives you the tip about the abandoned warehouse, that was something else. You're supposed to be interrogating her, and the game gives you this dialogue wheel with options like "Press harder" or "Play along." Playing along leads to her unzipping your pants with zero transition, like a CD skipping tracks. The physics on those tits are ridiculous, they don't move like flesh, more like water balloons filled with pudding. And the sound design, god, it's just a wet slapping loop that doesn't match the animation speed at all. I laughed out loud mid-scene. Still finished though. That's the thing about this game, the sex is so mechanically absurd you can't look away. Like watching a car crash where the airbags deploy but they're filled with lube.

What I don't get is why they made the virgin character a dominatrix. There's this girl you meet at the library, shy, bookish, obviously coded as the "pure" romance path. Then during the optional scene at her apartment she pulls out handcuffs and starts giving orders. The game calls it "roleplay" but it comes out of nowhere. No buildup, no hints in her dialogue. Feels like they had two different character sheets and accidentally merged them. The anal scene that follows is even more confusing because she keeps breaking character to blush and apologize. Pick a lane, lady. The detective plot does pick up steam eventually, something about the brother's death being connected to a trafficking ring, and you end up at this mansion with a harem of criminals. The group sex scene there has so many clipping errors it looks like a glitchy orgy from a PS2 game. Limbs passing through torsos, faces frozen in expressions of mild constipation. Still hot though. Something wrong with me maybe.