So this Naruto parody, Family Vacation, right. Sakura’s tits in it are insane. Like, bigger than her head and they have this realistic bounce, not that stiff balloon thing a lot of these games do. But the moment you zoom in her face goes all blurry and dead-eyed which is just jarring. Makes me think of that one time on stream where my autofocus broke and everyone was just staring at my chin but like, not in a sexy way.

You got the typical set-up, Boruto’s dad drags him to some hot springs resort and suddenly every kunoichi in the village needs help with their towel. The group scene with Ino and Temari in the bath is actually hot, I won't lie. The squelching sounds are way too loud though, sounds like someone plunging a clogged sink. I almost dm’d the dev on Patreon about it but then you get to the scene where you spy on Hinata getting dressed and... I don't know, the voyeur angle here feels less creepy and more like watching a very confused mannequin. You click on the window and the whole glass pane just violently shakes, no subtlety at all.

Anyway, Hanabi has this footjob thing in the garden that's weirdly tender? My old cat used to bite my toes when I was editing vids and it kinda gave me that same vibe, a little painful but you sort of miss it when it stops. Shikamaru just sits on the porch watching, which is a mood honestly. The game's a buggy mess, the text scrolls slower than a rock and the BDSM section with Tsunade just crashed my whole browser tab. Probably malware. Still finished the anal scene with Shizune though, the one where you use the toy from that locked chest. It just works, that one specific sequence. The praise kink script is really repetitive, she just says “oh, oh” a lot. I think the voice clips are ripped from something else. It’s trash and I will absolutely be refreshing the page to see if there’s a new update for the Mei Terumi titfuck path that just abruptly ends.