Alright, let's try this Melody thing again. Third dating sim this week where my browser almost gives up loading, and for what? To get blue balled by a music teacher fantasy.

The waiting is the first boss fight. MrDots, I see your Patreon, I see the HD offline version link right there mocking me. I click wait. And wait. When it finally pops, it's this guy, a session musician. Which is just fancy speak for unemployed but with a guitar, I guess. Then there's Melody. She's supposed to be your student. Big doe eyes, and yeah, the tags don't lie, those boobs are present. It's a 3d sex game that banks hard on that specific body type. You do the daily routine, give her lessons, try not to be a creep right away. The dialogue is... it's like reading a menu at a fancy restaurant. You know what the words mean but the way they're put together feels off. And the hard sex stuff, when you finally unlock it, it's like a weird reward for sitting through a very long, very specific Hallmark movie about guitar chords.

The porn game mechanics are what you expect. Click, read, choose a dialogue option that might as well say "be nice" or "be slightly less nice but still end up in the same bed eventually". The big cock makes its grand entrance during the sex scenes, which are animated in a way that feels like two posable action figures finally giving in to their base urges. The sexy girls tag is generous, it's mostly just Melody. I spent time trying to get her to a date, got the date, the whole thing felt like I was programming a very slow tamagotchi for sex. The sounds are basic, the music... I'm a musician in the game, why does the music sound like a loop a high schooler made on a free app? It's this strange mix of kinda hot if you squint and deeply, deeply unpolished in a way that feels accidental, not stylistic. One scene her hand clipped right through the guitar and I just... I kept going. That's the review.