Fuck me, I guess. Another night, another screen, and I'm sitting here with my dick in my hand watching Lance get all the luck. This guy, right? He's got a job in a female dorm, which is already a fantasy I've jerked off to since I was like... I don't know, forever. And now the day has come, the description says. Yeah, for him. Not for me. I'm just clicking through, watching this pixelated bastard live my dream.

The whole thing is deliberately unpolished, which honestly just makes it feel dirtier, like some sketchy zine you'd find under a mattress. You got the anthro girls, and I'm not even a huge fan of that usually, but something about the way Fluttershy just... exists here, all shy and quiet until she isn't. Wait, I think I'm mixing up her personality with another one. Rainbow Dash is in it too, all brash and probably leaving skid marks on the bedsheets or something. I don't know. The art is rough, the kind of rough where a line is just a suggestion and a tit is more of a concept, but it works. It really works.

There's this one scene where Lance finally gets with one of them, I forget which, maybe the yellow one, and the dialogue is so broken it's almost poetry. "You want this?" and she just nods. That's it. No long speech, no stupid dating sim gift-giving bullshit. Just straight to the point. And the point is, you know, explicit. Like, they don't censor a damn thing, which I appreciate. Why even play these if you're gonna fade to black on a kiss? This ain't that. This is the kind of game where a creaky bed sound effect loops for like ten seconds too long and you don't even care. The whole thing is a mess, but it's a hot mess. A sticky, glorious mess. I just wish the text didn't overlap on that one menu screen, it bugged the hell out of me.