The loading bar got stuck at 69% for like a full minute and I thought that was some kind of joke, you know, given the whole parody thing. Then it crashed. This browser version is seriously held together with tape, I tried three different browsers and Firefox was the only one that didn't choke on the second animation. But that second animation, man.

It's a rough cartoon parody, the kind where everyone's proportions are wrong on purpose and the voice acting is just some guy doing impressions into a cheap mic. There's this one scene early on where a character is supposed to be doing a sexy dance but the animation loop is slightly off so her elbow keeps snapping back to a weird angle. Honestly? It made the whole thing funnier. I don't know if that's intentional. The interactive parts are basically just clicking through dialogue choices, nothing fancy, but the writing has this deadpan delivery that caught me off guard. You pick something expecting a standard hentai setup and instead the game just stares at you with its weird buggy eyes and delivers a punchline.

The explicit content is full-on, no fade to black nonsense, but it's animated in that jittery flash style where things don't quite line up. A tit will wobble independently of the torso it's attached to. Cumshots arrive with a splat sound effect that I swear is from a public domain library. At some point I was laughing harder than I was turned on, which I think is the actual point. There's a moment with a tentacle that's supposed to be hot but the tentacle just kind of clips through the character's thigh and disappears. The whole thing feels like a joke I wasn't supposed to see, like someone's private sketchbook got leaked and they just said fuck it, upload the broken version. I downloaded the offline build from the patreon after and yeah, it's way more stable, but I almost missed the chaos.