The succubus has this weird bounce when she walks. Not the jiggle physics kind, more like she's on a trampoline nobody else can see. Spent way too long just following her around the first circle of hell watching that. The game doesn't care if you're actually fighting demons or just being a creep. It's kind of nice? No pressure.

Hell's seven levels here are basically arenas with locked gates. Kill enough monsters, gate opens. Simple. Except the hitboxes are pure chaos. Sometimes you click right on a demon's chest and nothing happens. Click the air next to them and suddenly they're screaming. The succubus fights alongside you but honestly she's about as useful as a chocolate teapot. She'll stand there getting pounded by three imps while I'm across the map dealing with some tentacle thing that spawned in a wall. Tentacle monster was glitched halfway through the geometry. Could only see the tip. You know what I mean. Still killed it though.

The lesbian tag is doing some heavy lifting here. There's this one draenei demon, blue skin, horns, the whole thing, and when you defeat her the scene just... happens. No buildup, no dialogue, just suddenly her face is between the succubus's thighs. Not complaining exactly. The animation loops are janky, the sound effects sound like someone slapping raw chicken, but there's something weirdly hypnotic about it. Like watching a car crash where everyone's moaning. Unlocked level four and found this throne room with a monster that was just... all tongues. Everywhere. The succubus looked genuinely concerned for once. Relatable.

Forgot to mention the controls are WASD and mouse clicks. Left click is one attack, right click is another. I think. Never figured out what the difference was. Kept accidentally closing the browser tab when trying to do the special move. Happened three times on the final boss. Never did beat it.