I keep going back to this Veronica thing even though half the time I'm just poking at a screen like an idiot waiting for something to happen. Not in a bad way necessarily. The whole setup is you've got this brunette in what I guess is technically lingerie, or at least something lacy and black that doesn't leave much room for imagination, and she's just there looking at you while you figure out where to touch. Her tits are massive, which is probably the main selling point if I'm being honest, and they react when you click them but not always in the way you'd expect. Sometimes she makes a noise, sometimes there's this weird pause where I'm clicking the same spot over and over thinking I broke something.

The weirdest part is the stomach. I spent an embarrassing amount of time dragging my cursor across her belly trying to see if there was some hidden trigger or achievement or whatever, but no, it's just... there. It responds but it's the least interesting thing you can do. Meanwhile the dildo mechanics are right there being the obvious point of the whole thing and yet the game never really guides you toward that. You just have to figure out that after doing the hand stuff for a while you can switch to toys and then to licking, and the sequence doesn't even matter that much because I'm pretty sure I did it backwards once and got the same reaction.

The lack of polish is almost impressive. Like deliberate anti-design choices were made. The cursor doesn't change when you hover over interactive spots so you're just blindly poking around until you hit something that makes Veronica squirm. I wish there was some kind of feedback system beyond the obvious, you know? Something that told you when you were doing a good job versus just going through motions. But that's not happening and I've accepted it.

Anyway it's a real model apparently, which adds this layer of voyeurism that makes the whole thing more compelling than it has any right to be. Not sure why that matters but it does. Her name's in the title so obviously that's the draw, and I keep coming back to it even though I know exactly what's going to happen and exactly how broken parts of it are. The touch sensitivity on her legs is completely inconsistent by the way. Drives me insane.