The character models in Naughty Fishing have this glossy, early-2000s CGI look that somehow works better than it should. Like those old Poser renders people used to post on forums. Not photorealistic at all, but the curves... goddamn. That one girl with the ridiculous ass, the way her shorts barely contain anything when she bends over on the boat. The jiggle physics are completely unhinged. Breasts move like water balloons in zero gravity and I'm not even mad about it.

The fisherman protagonist is this absolute doofus who has no clue three pornstar hopefuls just fell into his lap. There's a handjob scene early on where his expression is this perfect mix of confusion and bliss, mouth slightly open, eyes unfocused. I laughed out loud. The dialogue is genuinely funny in places it shouldn't be. Something about the way the redhead delivers her lines, this deadpan horniness that catches you off guard. But then the group scene happens and suddenly the tone shifts and you're watching these exaggerated animated bodies go at it while the fisherman just... accepts his fate? The writing oscillates between clever and "did a teenager write this" and honestly that's the charm.

The teasing sequences drag a bit. Lots of buildup, girls grinding against the protagonist while he fishes, which sounds hotter than it plays out. You click through dialogue waiting for the payoff. But when it hits, the animations are surprisingly detailed for something this janky. Close-up angles during the handjob, the way fingers wrap around, the slight tremor in the guy's hands. Who animated that? Why does it have more care than the actual fishing minigame which is basically just clicking a bobber? Whatever. The whole thing feels like finding someone's horny DeviantArt comic from 2004 and I mean that as the highest compliment.