You ever play one of those old flash games where the art looks like it was drawn by a guy who just discovered what a breast is but hasn't quite figured out the shape yet? That's this. The creator straight up admits the last version had manly looking females, and honestly the improvement here is like going from a potato to a slightly more feminine potato. I respect the honesty.
The quiz part is actual history questions. Like, real ones. You're sitting there trying to remember which year some treaty was signed while a poorly drawn woman slowly takes her clothes off as a reward. The disconnect is almost artistic. Get three wrong and she puts her shirt back on, which feels like a metaphor for my entire academic career. The hitboxes work now apparently, which is good because nothing kills a boner faster than clicking a tit and nothing happening. That was a problem before. I read the dev notes.
The text doesn't slide off screen anymore either. That was a thing in the first game? Who codes like that. But here we are, and now the words stay where they're supposed to, and you get different ending screens depending on how much of a history nerd you are. I bombed the ancient civilizations section and got a screen that basically called me a dumbass, which felt earned. The whole thing has this energy of a guy who learned programming yesterday and decided porn was the best application. I'm not saying it's good. I'm saying I played through it twice and I don't know why. Maybe I just wanted to see if the variable endings were actually variable. They are. Sort of.
The creator mentions wanting to do a WW1 quiz next, which is the most unhinged follow-up I can imagine. Trench warfare and tits. Sure. Why not. The art won't win awards but the whole package has this earnest jank that makes you root for the guy. Or maybe I'm just lonely. The quiz questions are actually harder than you'd expect for a game where the main draw is seeing cartoon nudity. I learned something about the Peloponnesian War. I didn't want to. It just happened.