The training montage in Hero in Training is basically a series of increasingly unsubtle groping sessions, and I'm not complaining. The hero's mentor, a stacked MILF with an ass that defies village dress codes, has a teaching method that's 10% combat stance and 90% "accidental" tit brushes. There's this one scene where she's correcting his grip on a sword, pressing her whole chest against his back, and the dialogue is just her breathing heavy and saying stuff like "feel the weight" while the camera pans down to his very obvious bulge. Subtlety got thrown out the window and then the window was boarded up.

The 3D models have that slightly stiff, unpolished look where skin textures are a bit too shiny, like everyone's been oiled up for a photoshoot. It's not bad, exactly. It has this earnest jank that makes the lewd stuff hit different. The oral scenes, for instance, have this dead eyed intensity because the character models don't blink enough. It's weirdly hot. I wish the teasing phase lasted longer before every interaction turns into a full on handjob, but the game knows what it is. A delivery system for big titty mentor sex. There's a mini game where you have to balance a stamina meter while she "distracts" you, and failing it just leads to a different scene anyway. Why even have the meter? I kept failing on purpose to see if the dialogue changed. It didn't, really.

The male protagonist is a blank slate with a permanent blush, which is fine because the camera mostly treats him like a POV stand in. The sexual harassment tag is accurate in that "enthusiastic consent is a foreign concept" way these games love. She grabs his crotch to "check his core strength." Sure, lady. The big ass tag doing a lot of heavy lifting here, literally every other shot is a low angle. I found myself clicking through the village threat plot just to get back to the training yard. The plot is there, something about a terrible threat, but who cares when the real threat is dehydration from all the drooling.