My back hurts from sitting like a shrimp at this desk and the boss walked by twice already but whatever, I'm still thinking about that farmer guy with the weirdly detailed face. You know the one. The real model tag means something here cause his expressions are almost too human, like someone photoshopped their uncle into a porn game. Gotham setting is just a filter over what's basically a car repair sim with sex scenes. The humor lands sometimes, mostly when the text goes full stupid. One rich lady wanted her oil changed and the dialogue options were all double entendres so bad I snorted.

The mechanic part. Right. You click on cars and a progress bar fills up. That's it. That's the gameplay. But I kept doing it because the women who show up have this uncanny valley thing going on. Real models photographed and poorly cropped into the scenes. One of them, a redhead in a pantsuit, her head is like two pixels sharper than the background and it drove me crazy. I stared at it for a solid minute. The erotic stuff unlocks when you do enough repairs and honestly the writing during those bits is better than it has any right to be. There's a scene with a widow and her broken transmission that got genuinely filthy, text based but descriptive enough that I had to minimize the window when Karen from accounting walked by.

The RPG elements are paper thin. You earn money, buy tools, repeat. But the criminal tag? I still don't know what that's about. Maybe I didn't cheat enough customers. There's an option to scam people but I played it straight and the game just... ended? Or didn't end. I got bored and closed the tab. The adventure part is just the same garage over and over. Still, that redhead's pixelated hair keeps popping into my head during meetings. Something's wrong with me.