The ball physics in this thing are completely wrong. Not like broken wrong, but wrong in a way that feels intentional, like the developer tweaked the bounce angles to be just unpredictable enough to keep you on edge. There's this one moment at level 4 where the ball clips through the corner of a block and I swear it curved mid air. My cursor was already moving left and the thing just... veered right. Happened three times. Maybe my mouse is dying.
The real model is this blonde in a bunny outfit, and she starts off just standing there looking mildly annoyed. Standard stuff. But the striptease progression is weirdly paced. She loses the ears first, which makes no sense. Who takes off the ears before anything else? Then the bowtie. Then she just stands there in the leotard for what feels like forever while you're sweating bullets trying to keep this rubber ball from escaping. The lesbian show at level 10 is where things get explicit. Another girl appears, also a bunny, and they start going at it. The video quality is what you'd expect from something that looks ripped from a mid 2000s DVD. Grainy, slightly washed out, but there's this one close up shot where the lighting hits just right and suddenly you forget you're playing what's basically arcanoid with tits.
The border blocks are a lie. They tell you there's two on top, two on bottom, one on each side. But the side blocks might as well not exist because the ball loves the corners. It's always the corners. You'll be cruising through a level, the girl's outfit is coming off piece by piece, and then the ball decides to shoot directly into the gap between the top and side block at Mach speed. Nothing you can do. She puts her clothes back on and you start over. The naughtiness increase per level is also inconsistent. Level 7 is somehow tamer than level 5. I don't know if that's a bug or a design choice but it threw me off completely.
There's no sound. Not a single audio cue. Just silence and the visual of this bunny girl slowly undressing while you desperately slide blocks around. It's almost meditative. Almost.